Lisa D
@itslisadee.bsky.social
Shitposting for the female gaze
Full time cat lady, part time stage kitten
(Ban)shee/her
Full time cat lady, part time stage kitten
(Ban)shee/her
A very tricky and disregulated few weeks trying to adjust to ADHD medication, but right now I'm in bed with a coffee, watching housewives with my love and my two kitties 💖
April 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A very tricky and disregulated few weeks trying to adjust to ADHD medication, but right now I'm in bed with a coffee, watching housewives with my love and my two kitties 💖
Am I the most rational in my household? Or am I the most medicated?
The answer is both ...
The answer is both ...
March 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Am I the most rational in my household? Or am I the most medicated?
The answer is both ...
The answer is both ...
Hang on, so is work supposed to be constant fire fighting and continuous negativity?! Because I'm starting to realise why those of us lower on dopamine struggle in the corporate world...
February 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hang on, so is work supposed to be constant fire fighting and continuous negativity?! Because I'm starting to realise why those of us lower on dopamine struggle in the corporate world...
Time blindness - you can either eat or shower before you go put. Not both. You never have time for both.
And your hair will still be damp when you leave the house
And your hair will still be damp when you leave the house
February 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Time blindness - you can either eat or shower before you go put. Not both. You never have time for both.
And your hair will still be damp when you leave the house
And your hair will still be damp when you leave the house
Actively working to fight my PMDD this weekend. Busying myself with pottering around the house, trying to keep busy on small tasks. Took out recycling. Folded some laundry. I wish I could feel better about being a little productive, but it's just about keeping the edge off a meltdown
February 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Actively working to fight my PMDD this weekend. Busying myself with pottering around the house, trying to keep busy on small tasks. Took out recycling. Folded some laundry. I wish I could feel better about being a little productive, but it's just about keeping the edge off a meltdown
Shamelessly text my WhatsApp groups this eve in search of a a Friday Decompression Pint. Usually the fear of rejection would mean I completely overthink reaching out, which seems so silly in retrospect, but in the moment feels very real. Anyhow, it worked out and we're en route for a cold pint
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Shamelessly text my WhatsApp groups this eve in search of a a Friday Decompression Pint. Usually the fear of rejection would mean I completely overthink reaching out, which seems so silly in retrospect, but in the moment feels very real. Anyhow, it worked out and we're en route for a cold pint
There's no way the 20-something-year-old me could have imagined a birthday weekend like the one I've had.
Making friends as an adult is hard work, but it's incredibly healing.
Sure, then hangovers are worse, but the gratitude is great.
Making friends as an adult is hard work, but it's incredibly healing.
Sure, then hangovers are worse, but the gratitude is great.
February 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
There's no way the 20-something-year-old me could have imagined a birthday weekend like the one I've had.
Making friends as an adult is hard work, but it's incredibly healing.
Sure, then hangovers are worse, but the gratitude is great.
Making friends as an adult is hard work, but it's incredibly healing.
Sure, then hangovers are worse, but the gratitude is great.
Seems like as good a time as any for my annual existential crisis.
Already had 3 nights of nightmares and an anxiety attack. The gang's all here
Already had 3 nights of nightmares and an anxiety attack. The gang's all here
February 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Seems like as good a time as any for my annual existential crisis.
Already had 3 nights of nightmares and an anxiety attack. The gang's all here
Already had 3 nights of nightmares and an anxiety attack. The gang's all here
Them: Are you OK? You took quite a while in the bathroom.
My ADHD: We were trying to figure out the pattern in the wallpaper ...
My ADHD: We were trying to figure out the pattern in the wallpaper ...
February 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Them: Are you OK? You took quite a while in the bathroom.
My ADHD: We were trying to figure out the pattern in the wallpaper ...
My ADHD: We were trying to figure out the pattern in the wallpaper ...
Catching up on the last few weeks of the @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social and this episode hasn't left me in days. Firstly for it's amazing storytelling, but largely for the heartbreaking experience of neurodivergence in social settings. The weddings 💔
open.spotify.com/episode/2RXW...
open.spotify.com/episode/2RXW...
How I humiliated myself in a Canteen full of Accountants
open.spotify.com
January 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Catching up on the last few weeks of the @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social and this episode hasn't left me in days. Firstly for it's amazing storytelling, but largely for the heartbreaking experience of neurodivergence in social settings. The weddings 💔
open.spotify.com/episode/2RXW...
open.spotify.com/episode/2RXW...
Interiors tip - noone shares what their house looks like between pictures. How looks midweek when you've all worked fulltime and eaten of plates taken straight from the dishwasher. Noone posts a picture of their couch after they've sat on it for the evening, or the 3+glasses on their bedside table.
January 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Interiors tip - noone shares what their house looks like between pictures. How looks midweek when you've all worked fulltime and eaten of plates taken straight from the dishwasher. Noone posts a picture of their couch after they've sat on it for the evening, or the 3+glasses on their bedside table.
Me as I re-emerge from my depression isolation to interact with society again ...
January 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me as I re-emerge from my depression isolation to interact with society again ...
My latest plan in paying the ADHD Tax ahead of time ... buying cat food on subscription so that I'm not scrambling to buy them something in Tesco to tide then over and drowning in shame
January 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My latest plan in paying the ADHD Tax ahead of time ... buying cat food on subscription so that I'm not scrambling to buy them something in Tesco to tide then over and drowning in shame
Rewashing Buffy, we just got to the college series and the Riley era.
Partner, who assures me they "aren't watching it", remarks how insipid and annoying they find Buffy.
And fair, the script is doing her a disservice at this point.
My theory is it's because she's written by a man.
Partner, who assures me they "aren't watching it", remarks how insipid and annoying they find Buffy.
And fair, the script is doing her a disservice at this point.
My theory is it's because she's written by a man.
January 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Rewashing Buffy, we just got to the college series and the Riley era.
Partner, who assures me they "aren't watching it", remarks how insipid and annoying they find Buffy.
And fair, the script is doing her a disservice at this point.
My theory is it's because she's written by a man.
Partner, who assures me they "aren't watching it", remarks how insipid and annoying they find Buffy.
And fair, the script is doing her a disservice at this point.
My theory is it's because she's written by a man.
When you run out of cooking oil, so have to soften your onions in butter - we're taking it as a sign to treat ourselves! Sure we'll crack open a bottle of wine to have with this dinner while we're at it
January 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When you run out of cooking oil, so have to soften your onions in butter - we're taking it as a sign to treat ourselves! Sure we'll crack open a bottle of wine to have with this dinner while we're at it
This is what all my food is going to taste like for the foreseeable
January 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is what all my food is going to taste like for the foreseeable
So, we're all in agreement - you need, minimum, 3 types of salt in the kitchen
🧂
Pouring salt for baking.
Table salt for seasoning.
Salt flakes for being fancy.
🧂
Pouring salt for baking.
Table salt for seasoning.
Salt flakes for being fancy.
January 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So, we're all in agreement - you need, minimum, 3 types of salt in the kitchen
🧂
Pouring salt for baking.
Table salt for seasoning.
Salt flakes for being fancy.
🧂
Pouring salt for baking.
Table salt for seasoning.
Salt flakes for being fancy.
So this morning as I got ready for work I suddenly remembered a black wool scarf I hadn't worn in ages. But of course, I don't know where it is.
This whole "if you haven't worn it in X amount of time, then get rid of it" approach doesn't work with the way my ADHD brain handles object permanence..
This whole "if you haven't worn it in X amount of time, then get rid of it" approach doesn't work with the way my ADHD brain handles object permanence..
January 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
So this morning as I got ready for work I suddenly remembered a black wool scarf I hadn't worn in ages. But of course, I don't know where it is.
This whole "if you haven't worn it in X amount of time, then get rid of it" approach doesn't work with the way my ADHD brain handles object permanence..
This whole "if you haven't worn it in X amount of time, then get rid of it" approach doesn't work with the way my ADHD brain handles object permanence..
Sure making coffee at home is fun and saves money, but today the barista referred to me as "m'love" and complemented my nails.
Worth every penny for wholesome human interaction
Worth every penny for wholesome human interaction
January 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sure making coffee at home is fun and saves money, but today the barista referred to me as "m'love" and complemented my nails.
Worth every penny for wholesome human interaction
Worth every penny for wholesome human interaction
Hell is a supermarket car park on Christmas Eve-Eve
December 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Hell is a supermarket car park on Christmas Eve-Eve
In what comes as no surprise to anyone, septum piercings are shite craic when you've got a cold 🤧
December 23, 2024 at 12:24 PM
In what comes as no surprise to anyone, septum piercings are shite craic when you've got a cold 🤧
Within 12hours of setting my Christmas out of office I have The Dose. Typical. Oh well, I was planning on spending my time on the couch in my pyjamas anyway
December 21, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Within 12hours of setting my Christmas out of office I have The Dose. Typical. Oh well, I was planning on spending my time on the couch in my pyjamas anyway
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A custodial sentence for disrupting Drag Queen Storytime in a library. This is how you do it right.
December 20, 2024 at 6:45 PM
A custodial sentence for disrupting Drag Queen Storytime in a library. This is how you do it right.
Got to that dangerous stage of Christmas shopping where those gift sets in tk maxx start to look promising ...
December 20, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Got to that dangerous stage of Christmas shopping where those gift sets in tk maxx start to look promising ...
Currently overthinking which wine I wanna spend less than 20eur on to give to neighbours I bearly know ... so far I've decided - red. Or bubbles. We've gotten nowhere.
December 20, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Currently overthinking which wine I wanna spend less than 20eur on to give to neighbours I bearly know ... so far I've decided - red. Or bubbles. We've gotten nowhere.