i fucking miss Bronson
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
i fucking miss Bronson
divorce chronicles: i ordered my first ever return address stamp and i put my birth name on it. to celebrate, i am buying an ombre stamp pad.
December 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
divorce chronicles: i ordered my first ever return address stamp and i put my birth name on it. to celebrate, i am buying an ombre stamp pad.
christmas outfit choices:
dress for court
dress in pajamas
dress for court
dress in pajamas
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
christmas outfit choices:
dress for court
dress in pajamas
dress for court
dress in pajamas
dig your own grave? don’t mind if you do.
December 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
dig your own grave? don’t mind if you do.
my algorithm is showing me videos that clearly prove i’m a middle aged cougar woman which is more embarrassing than my friends actually saying it to my face.
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my algorithm is showing me videos that clearly prove i’m a middle aged cougar woman which is more embarrassing than my friends actually saying it to my face.
an ominously cold toilet seat is totally deterrent enough for me to not urinate for 8hours in this pub.
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
an ominously cold toilet seat is totally deterrent enough for me to not urinate for 8hours in this pub.
first painting at this 122 location:
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
first painting at this 122 location:
looks like i’m driving a jaguar for the unforeseeable future. i’m a crazy middle aged cat lady now mrow
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
looks like i’m driving a jaguar for the unforeseeable future. i’m a crazy middle aged cat lady now mrow
i don’t mind the snow. what i mind is that my windshield cover and scraper are in the trunk of my Land Rover that’s in the shop for the 3rd time this year’s quarter and tbh it all boils down to it being my ex’s fault again.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i don’t mind the snow. what i mind is that my windshield cover and scraper are in the trunk of my Land Rover that’s in the shop for the 3rd time this year’s quarter and tbh it all boils down to it being my ex’s fault again.
three people too many have sent me the 4eels tattoo photo.
i don’t think it’s as funny as yous lol quit it
i don’t think it’s as funny as yous lol quit it
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
three people too many have sent me the 4eels tattoo photo.
i don’t think it’s as funny as yous lol quit it
i don’t think it’s as funny as yous lol quit it
sending me pics of my dog IS a type of manipulation.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
sending me pics of my dog IS a type of manipulation.
one of my fave things lately is the usage of my name (and not some pet name from a 2001 comedy that i didnt like being called AT ALL)
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
one of my fave things lately is the usage of my name (and not some pet name from a 2001 comedy that i didnt like being called AT ALL)
listening to Jim Sherwood and living my beautiful life.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
listening to Jim Sherwood and living my beautiful life.
even tho he’s dead, anthony bourdain in his living entirety is still my ultimate celebrity id like to date/spend the rest of my life with.
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
even tho he’s dead, anthony bourdain in his living entirety is still my ultimate celebrity id like to date/spend the rest of my life with.
okay my pants fit but now i’m too skinny for them. let’s eat.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
okay my pants fit but now i’m too skinny for them. let’s eat.
a reminder for my future self when i am insanely bored and doomscrolling my past posts:
you are the only person you’ll ever have.
you are the only person you’ll ever have.
October 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
a reminder for my future self when i am insanely bored and doomscrolling my past posts:
you are the only person you’ll ever have.
you are the only person you’ll ever have.
could be a great day today, could be a doozy. i’m coming into it with an open mind, protected heart, and for fucks sake i do have some optimism.
October 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
could be a great day today, could be a doozy. i’m coming into it with an open mind, protected heart, and for fucks sake i do have some optimism.
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if i lost my obsidian i’ll scream
September 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
if i lost my obsidian i’ll scream
this upcoming Saturday, the last saturday of October, i’ll be walking thru the door for my shift having done so for an official 20 years.
pipers pub still remains, and so will i. see ya there, again and again.
pipers pub still remains, and so will i. see ya there, again and again.
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
this upcoming Saturday, the last saturday of October, i’ll be walking thru the door for my shift having done so for an official 20 years.
pipers pub still remains, and so will i. see ya there, again and again.
pipers pub still remains, and so will i. see ya there, again and again.
remember the days when people didn’t go out in public in their apparent pajamas
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
remember the days when people didn’t go out in public in their apparent pajamas
bronson’s kill score increased again last night. your days were numbered, Bunbun. we will miss ya (bronson will still obsessively look for you in this yard for the rest of his life)
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
bronson’s kill score increased again last night. your days were numbered, Bunbun. we will miss ya (bronson will still obsessively look for you in this yard for the rest of his life)
phantogram is following me and my ears today ☀️
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
phantogram is following me and my ears today ☀️