Mally
@itsmallard.bsky.social
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Mally
@itsmallard.bsky.social
· Apr 15
shout the fuck out to the lady who butt mogged some zoomers. we dunked her, but that shit was real as all get out
happy pride to the people who have been hate crimed
June 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
happy pride to the people who have been hate crimed
call me George the way I got that W Bush
May 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
call me George the way I got that W Bush
cringe garbage CinemaSins has a second channel, CinemaWins which the algorithm served to me today, in response to the new Lilo and Stitch movie. I saw all the 'wins' in a super cut from the original. I legitimately cried at a 20 minute compilation with a snarky voice over. am I gay?
May 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
cringe garbage CinemaSins has a second channel, CinemaWins which the algorithm served to me today, in response to the new Lilo and Stitch movie. I saw all the 'wins' in a super cut from the original. I legitimately cried at a 20 minute compilation with a snarky voice over. am I gay?
go fund me for Ayo to buy Hollywood. or is that a crime?
deleting my Letterboxd and instead DMing Ayo Edebiri on Instagram after every movie I watch
May 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
go fund me for Ayo to buy Hollywood. or is that a crime?
deleting my Letterboxd and instead DMing Ayo Edebiri on Instagram after every movie I watch
May 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
deleting my Letterboxd and instead DMing Ayo Edebiri on Instagram after every movie I watch
what's the deal with the north American liquid container trend? why are we doing that?
May 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
what's the deal with the north American liquid container trend? why are we doing that?
what's Ken Bone doing rn?
May 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
what's Ken Bone doing rn?
we've all had sleep for dinner, have you ever had not taking a shit for dinner?
May 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
we've all had sleep for dinner, have you ever had not taking a shit for dinner?
kill the 1980s. it's enough. fucking cut it out. it's done.
May 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
kill the 1980s. it's enough. fucking cut it out. it's done.
they hate to see a bad bitch winning
they hate to see a bad bitch happy
they hate to see a bad bitch unbothered
they hate to see a bad bitch laugh
they hate to see a bad bitch self sufficient
they're all bad bitches
they hate to see a bad bitch happy
they hate to see a bad bitch unbothered
they hate to see a bad bitch laugh
they hate to see a bad bitch self sufficient
they're all bad bitches
May 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
they hate to see a bad bitch winning
they hate to see a bad bitch happy
they hate to see a bad bitch unbothered
they hate to see a bad bitch laugh
they hate to see a bad bitch self sufficient
they're all bad bitches
they hate to see a bad bitch happy
they hate to see a bad bitch unbothered
they hate to see a bad bitch laugh
they hate to see a bad bitch self sufficient
they're all bad bitches
I have great news for anyone who wants to go to Chuck Schumer's book tour
Schumer says Democrats will block GOP funding bill, heightening shutdown alert
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said Wednesday that Senate Democrats will not provide the votes to pass the House-approved deal to fund the government.
abcnews.go.com
May 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I have great news for anyone who wants to go to Chuck Schumer's book tour
not enough people are stopping Asian hate
May 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
not enough people are stopping Asian hate
police?
POL/ICE??
POLITICAL IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT???
POL/ICE??
POLITICAL IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT???
May 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
police?
POL/ICE??
POLITICAL IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT???
POL/ICE??
POLITICAL IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT???
children are not the future, women are the future
May 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
children are not the future, women are the future
attempting to reach liberals on a topic that they're halfway on. if you're a liberal, check this out!
so, white supremacy is bad, we can agree? cool.
suggesting your country is meant for only white people, bad!
"we are a country of immigrants!" you cry, advocating for understanding
so, white supremacy is bad, we can agree? cool.
suggesting your country is meant for only white people, bad!
"we are a country of immigrants!" you cry, advocating for understanding
May 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
attempting to reach liberals on a topic that they're halfway on. if you're a liberal, check this out!
so, white supremacy is bad, we can agree? cool.
suggesting your country is meant for only white people, bad!
"we are a country of immigrants!" you cry, advocating for understanding
so, white supremacy is bad, we can agree? cool.
suggesting your country is meant for only white people, bad!
"we are a country of immigrants!" you cry, advocating for understanding
can I be an industry plant? I promise I'll do evil messaging
May 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
can I be an industry plant? I promise I'll do evil messaging
if bluesky dies, how will I get zero likes all the time?
May 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
if bluesky dies, how will I get zero likes all the time?
you think earthworm Jim fucks with other planets?
May 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
you think earthworm Jim fucks with other planets?
it's always free Palestine, but we gotta free the nipple too. I think that one lost a little steam, bring it back!
free the nipple
free the nipple
May 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
it's always free Palestine, but we gotta free the nipple too. I think that one lost a little steam, bring it back!
free the nipple
free the nipple
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If you choose not to give to individual Gazans fundraising on Bluesky, here are two unimpeachable relief orgs working in Gaza that you can support right now instead:
May 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If you choose not to give to individual Gazans fundraising on Bluesky, here are two unimpeachable relief orgs working in Gaza that you can support right now instead:
I've been pretty anti violence and foreign interference my whole life, if there was a second America that would meddle in elections and execute leaders, things would be wildly different.
May 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I've been pretty anti violence and foreign interference my whole life, if there was a second America that would meddle in elections and execute leaders, things would be wildly different.
I bet Marie Antoinette would love Cupcakke songs
May 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I bet Marie Antoinette would love Cupcakke songs