Her: They’re doing it too, so at least I’m not being totally Polish.
Me: What if they’re being Polish too?
Her: That’s ok, two Poles make a right

Glad we dodged that Beavis and Butthead situation

Still can’t believe Beavis and Butthead’s love child could be Attorney General

Getting a little tired of all the lactose tolerant braggarts going on and on about how good ice cream is