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Jasmine
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Dad joking shy kid. She/her.
steak is so much better when you don’t have someone in your ear telling you that you can’t dip it in barbecue sauce
February 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
trixie and katya are both bald and Brian????
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
when the topic of immigration comes up I think about this boy miguel i had in my preschool class.

miguels mom left mexico to get away from his abusive dad and make a good life for him.

he was so sweet and would try his best with the little english he had from starting ESL….
January 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I love logging into this app and not seeing doom and gloom and swarms of fake blue checks
January 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
yall can never convince me dr pepper isn’t healthy…has doctor in the name
December 3, 2024 at 5:52 AM
four tickets to moana 2 please
December 3, 2024 at 1:55 AM
thinking about my step dad saying “who is this diva” at a dog during the dog show after hearing my sister and I say it all morning
November 29, 2024 at 6:50 AM
I think it’s time for someone to say I don’t care about floors!!! I don’t care if they’re gray laminate, original hardwood, carpet, etc.
November 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
i hate gay halloween…what do you mean you’re ariana grande holding cynthia erivo’s finger and your third is the space that is being held for defying gravity
November 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
haven’t been able to stop saying “i’m in queer media”
November 23, 2024 at 2:32 AM
walking a dog is too social of an activity. everyone wants to say hi to the dog or pet the dog or ask about the dog. let me walk in peace!
November 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
jonathan bailey the man that you are
November 21, 2024 at 3:22 AM
this and sabrinas Netflix special the same day…truly hbd to me!!!
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
eating a piece of bologna in the refrigerator light before saying goodnight
November 19, 2024 at 5:56 AM
will never be the same
lives will be changed tonight (got tickets to an early screening of wicked)
November 19, 2024 at 3:35 AM
lives will be changed tonight (got tickets to an early screening of wicked)
November 18, 2024 at 6:33 PM
in Europe do they say skibidi loo
November 17, 2024 at 3:41 PM
lady behind me at a musical just said she thinks trump mellowed out since his last presidency?!?!?!
November 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Reposted by Jasmine
I FOUND HER
Im here to find Jasmine but im lost
November 14, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I'm a Pauly D rising, Vinny sun, and Deena moon I fear
October 15, 2023 at 8:51 PM