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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️
@itsmelizd.bsky.social
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Cleveland-based cat mom, dog mom, former bass player and lover of chocolate. 🏳️‍⚧️ Member of the Democratic Socialists of America. Stop the genocide now.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 9h
Haha, I have heard McDonald’s workers with both German and Australian accents. I’m not proud of eating there in those countries, but sometimes needs must.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 9h
Buddy I have bad news for you, if current trends continue there is no “long run” for trans people.

Also, when has there ever been a time when the party has been like “oh we’ll get to you later” then actually done that?
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 9h
God just imagine l’il Ben getting utterly bodied like that though.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 9h
Cuyahoga
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15h
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 10h
I count myself very lucky to be in the 30%. But I’m definitely not in the 10% for extended family.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16h
1. In a devastating new Pew Research Survey, only 3 in 10 transgender adults report being accepted by their parents.

And only 1 in 10 say they are accepted by their extended family.

This is the lowest number ever found in surveys asking similar questions.

Subscribe to support our journalism.
Pew Survey: Only 31% Of Trans People Report Being Accepted By Their Parents
The survey comes as transgender people experience a legal assault from the far-right in the United States.
www.erininthemorning.com
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 10h
I am …… Antifa
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 19h
I am SO excited.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 1d
Ctrl+F "monorail" "no results found" wtf?
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a crowd of people with monorail written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a crowd of people with monorail written on the bottom
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 1d
Obsessively watching people do the dance from "The Fate of Ophelia" video on TikTok. Yes I am a grown woman.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 1d
Thanks to an upcoming change in my household financial situation I may actually be able to pay for new boobs out of pocket. Stay tuned!
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 2d
If Taylor decides to become our next Carole King or Carly Simon I am 💯 on board for it.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 2d
As Taylor says, it’s actually romantic how much they think about us.

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Taylor Swift - Actually Romantic (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 3d
Spending the afternoon making a nice loaf of vegan white bread. 🍞
A glass bowl with a batch of freshly risen bread dough sitting on top of an oven. Behind it is a tea kettle with Winnie the Pooh characters on it.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 3d
So insurance is definitely not paying for a re-augmentation, but my surgeon has offered a 20% discount if I want to pay out of pocket. GoFundMe, here I come.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 5d
My sister (left) and I at the Taylor Swift album release movie today.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 5d
Taylor is really horny on main with this new album.

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Taylor Swift - Wood (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 6d
The first song I remember loving was “House at Pooh Corner” by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 6d
Homer Simpson is sitting in a chair and Bart is standing in front of him. Bart says, “Hey, Dad, heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? Crap boobs crap.”
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 7d
More #Simpsons memes with Arrested Development quotes.
Marge Simpson is standing on a stage facing an audience with her back to us. She has the top of her dress undone, displaying her chest, and is saying, "Take a good look, 'cause it's the last time!"
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 7d
Pumpkinhead says “Happy October!”
A picture of the creature Pumpkinhead from the film of the same name.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 7d
Spoke to the nurse in my plastic surgeon’s office today and she told me the doctor is doing a peer to peer tomorrow so maybe there’s still hope?
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 9d
More #Simpsons memes with Arrested Development quotes
Top panel: Lisa Simpson on the telephone, saying "I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it." Middle panel: Homer Simpson on the other end of the call replying "You would do that to your brother?" Bottom panel: Lisa Simpson saying, "I said 'cot!'"
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 9d
He’s written sequels for Brockville, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and it put them on the map! (Sorry, I have to include a silly Conan quote.)
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 9d
Let Conan O'Brien write the new Simpsons movie challenge.
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Elizard D. 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmelizd.bsky.social · 9d
Welp, looks like I’m not getting new boobs anytime soon. Thanks a lot, Anthem BC/BS.