Michael
@itsmichaelb.bsky.social
I got a PhD just to correct people who call me “mister.” Ex ThinkGeek Writer. Ex-Professor of English. Current Wordsmith.
Winston outgrew this puppy costume so fast. 😔 I bought two outfits just in case I had the energy to sew them together to make them fit again. That's how sewing works, right?
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July 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Winston outgrew this puppy costume so fast. 😔 I bought two outfits just in case I had the energy to sew them together to make them fit again. That's how sewing works, right?