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Mike Saltzman 🟦🟨
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Small-time CEO & Designer

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Opposing Elon Since Early 2021. Nationalize SpaceX and Twitter.
I guess... The whole global economy is just waiting for enough people in Congress to decide it's time to take away the tariff keys from Grandpa?
April 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
(All in my opinion) Tesla was like a Ponzi scheme, that also made cars, long before #Elon tanked the brand. Those red dashes are Tesla insiders dumping car coins. Musk can’t sell (presumably) without triggering a death spiral, and he borrows against the shares. Elizabeth Holmes has nothing on Musk.
April 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I know what youre thinking, fascism cant possibly be this clownishly incompetent... and I assure you, this is actually surprisingly a normal amount of incompetence for fascists.

...This is maybe... you know, a reason not to elect them.
March 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
For years, people would look at me strangely when I said I didnt have/want a debit card. If a scammer gets your pin or auth code they can drain your account-- they are inherently risky. You should 100% only ever use it at an ATM you trust for cash-- if you have one at all.
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March 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So what country are y'all thinking youll tell people you're from next time youre abroad? Easy option is Canada... but Im wondering if I can go without spit in my food if I say New York.
March 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
So... the guy with access to all of our personal data, and who is going around as "tech support" and firing tons of "unnecessary" people in the govt. Yeah, well, his platform went down from hacking or a DDOS. Idiocracy.
March 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Canada to put a 100% tariff on Teslas??? #elon

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March 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Elon bragging about not going to therapy as some virtue...

For people who hate socialism, they sure dont mind socializing their emotional issues onto the rest of us.
March 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Vance and Trump were upset that Zelensky visited during an election, suggesting it was implicit endorsement.

Gosh... I wonder why he might've wanted to endorse Biden (or Harris) over Trump. Real mystery there.
March 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My god. Watching Donald Trump and JD Vance lecture Zelensky has got to be one of the most embarrassing and shameful things Ive ever witnessed. Heartbreaking.
February 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
In 2025, The West Wing seems so crazy and fantastical that it might as well be reclassified as Sci-Fi.
February 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Octopuses are the best.
The Octopuses Are Making Fish Armies
YouTube video by SciShow
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February 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It might be my imagination, but around when Zuck decided to "turn off fact checking", my #fb wall has been slammed with nonsensical right wing drivel like: "Elon is saving America" and "How do we protect Trump". Its made Fb basically a ragebait factory that I dont want to engage with or use anymore.
February 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
February 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Fortunately for Tesla shareholders they bought shares in *magical thinking*, not cars.
Dark Clouds Gather Over Tesla as Sales Plummet Worldwide
Tesla's sales are falling off a cliff around the world as Elon Musk's public perception takes a heavy toll.
futurism.com
February 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
De Minimis, the $800 exemption is back! Apparently, shooting from the hip on international trade has unexpected consequences-- who could've imagined?! 🙄
Trump reinstates tariff exemption for certain cheap shipments – for now | CNN Business
The Trump administration on Friday delayed the suspension of the so-called de minimis provision, which allows packages worth less than $800 to enter the country duty-free, a move that helps low-cost s...
www.cnn.com
February 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Dont worry everyone, we have tons of armed militias thatve been training for years to take on tyrannical government overreach... If Trump declares martial la-- oh what? Oh, they meant tyrannical government like passing universal healthcare or student loan forgiveness? Oh. Ok.
February 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Trump to issue executive order encouraging plastic straws. Cool story bro, remind me what are your DOGEbags doing at the Dept of Treasury?
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February 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"Well I didnt know he'd be *this* crazy"

Actually, you did. You just didnt think it would effect you.
February 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Icebergs are usually white because of the snow on their surface. However, the color of an iceberg can change depending on the amount of air bubbles, algae, and sediment in the ice. Icebergs can be rainbow-colored. They can also be blue, green, yellow, black, or striped. (Google)
This might be real.😱
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think I misjudged the cybertruck. More drivers should consider this treatment.
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So, reading between the lines, I believe this is because of the destruction of 'de minimis' with the 10% China tariff. De minimis ending was the headline part of that China tariff, and meant that anything under $800 basically had no import tax. It was going to be a shitshow at the border... 1/2
USPS temporarily suspends acceptance of inbound parcels from China, Hong Kong
abcnews.go.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It is very important that when Trump "orders" the elimination of a dept, that the media (and people, broadly) flatly state that he doesnt have the power(s) to do so. Unambiguously and mockingly if possible. Dont let him move the goalpost or leave room for debate, 1/2
February 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh man oh man. Trump is really in for it. Nancy has been 'keeping her powder dry' for years for just such an occasion. Trump is so scre... oh what? She's not gonna do anything? Oh Ok. Nevermind.
February 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM