+$2 because i live on the second floor now. shoutout to my neighbor and his ladder y'all are appreciated

if i had a dollar for every time i had to shimmy through the window if my place of residence i'd have a lot of dollars

when we we start playing The Game again? i've lost three times today i seriously cannot afford this

lost in the (penne a la vodka) sauce

everything is on fire but i got to fulfill order #80085 today so i got that going for me, which is nice

two wolves meme but instead it's cats. both of them are orange

a smoothie bowl is just fruit soup #themoreyouknow

i'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, they's a dude, cause we're all dudes hey!