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Mr Blue
@itsmrblue.bsky.social
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Horticulturist | Confused | Blue 💙

Follow me, it will be farken fun, i promise! 🤣 🇦🇺
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Feel pretty, drink coffee 💙
I hope you feel pretty, your coffee tastes good, and something good happens to you today. A photo of a cartoon frog holding a cup of coffee and some flowers.
March 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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is anyone else a bit tired? 💙
From the bottom of my heart I am tired. An image of a skeleton full of flowers being pecked at by a raven.
March 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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💙
February 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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wish me luck 🤣
Mrs. Blue ain't home, I'm medicated, and the dog said I can use power tools 🤣
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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True facts 💙
Cannabis no hangover no regrets no victim no crime.
February 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Because wot is normal anyway 💙
A blue photo of a toad flying a biplane while saying I am delightfully unhinged.
January 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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i farken luv me lavender 💙
January 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Hoomans, guardians of the tasty snacks 💙
This is a cartoon photo of a Speedy boy dog, also known as a greyhound, he's saying I see you seem to be enjoying a tasty snack and yet I have no such tasty snack. Title of the artwork is humans guardians of the tasty snacks.
January 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Historical facts 💙
Cannabis historical fact. Cannabis was America's number one analgesic for 60 years before the rediscovery of aspirin around 1900. From 1842-1900 cannabis made up nearly half of all medicine sold were virtually no fear of its high.
January 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Just say NO to drugs 🤣
A photo of a man standing over a bag of marijuana. The bag of marijuana is saying to the man "how about you leave some for tomorrow?" The man replies sternly, NO.
January 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Sorry not sorry 🤣
I accidentally woke up sexy and smart.
January 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Yes, yes i am! 🤣
January 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Happy Farken Monday 💙
Dance like everyone else can go fark themselves.
January 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Farken 💙 me dog.
A cartoon photo of a woman hugging her dog the woman says in a speech bubble I can't move there's a dog on me, to which the dog replies in a speech bubble I can't move there's a person on me, the photo is titled And so they stayed.
January 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Basement bangas 💙
Mr Blue's gloved hand is holding a music CD, titled Basement Jaxx "where is your head at" a proper farken banga.
January 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Happy New Year
i will be in bed 😂
December 30, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Merry Christmas 💙
Merry farken Christmas, have a bonza day.
December 24, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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Tis the farken season 💙
The griswolds on vacation, Middle finger up, merry farken Christmas!
December 24, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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Farken oath! 🤣
The blue paint section at the big green shed, the sign says "i am the most popular blue".
December 22, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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thats Chrissy sorted! 😂
Outdoor wine rack, $84.30, from the big green shed, a hills hoist.
December 20, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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Protect the hoomans 💙
December 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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i choose to care for me 💙
Your ability to feel other people's pain doesn't mean it's your responsibility to fix it, Blue love heart.
December 18, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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no thanks!
Cartoon of Peter Dutton pushing a nuclear power plant, so that the shadow falls over a family home.
December 17, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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💙
December 16, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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i am the one standing on a chair screaming for Mrs Blue to save me 😂
December 13, 2024 at 6:48 AM