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hey dummies, it's FREE ELECTRICITY from THE SKY
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
hey dummies, it's FREE ELECTRICITY from THE SKY
i think its fitting that with one false move, all those people will fall from the sky and turn into meat paste when they hit the ground
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i think its fitting that with one false move, all those people will fall from the sky and turn into meat paste when they hit the ground
somebody's got to buy it so we can hear about all the funny parts
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
somebody's got to buy it so we can hear about all the funny parts
gotta respect the game
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
gotta respect the game
i think mark needs to do the research
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i think mark needs to do the research
right? at first I was like, is he trying to sell us on M4A? but then read it again, and it's like, no he really is that big of a ding-dong
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
right? at first I was like, is he trying to sell us on M4A? but then read it again, and it's like, no he really is that big of a ding-dong
Safe to assume she’s already forgotten who he is. You better follow up
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Safe to assume she’s already forgotten who he is. You better follow up
I hate to say it but: sora, do your thing
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I hate to say it but: sora, do your thing
Great article. Love that part where he gives credit to “venues” that played blues and jazz and forgets to mention what kind of people invented that music
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Great article. Love that part where he gives credit to “venues” that played blues and jazz and forgets to mention what kind of people invented that music
I don’t see how they could possibly regret this cover in 5..4..3..2…
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don’t see how they could possibly regret this cover in 5..4..3..2…
So in other words Disney is getting jack shit out of this deal
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
So in other words Disney is getting jack shit out of this deal
The irony of this being the one black guy in the trump admin. Hired to HUD because he’s “urban.” So he can slander brown people
Leopard meet face
Leopard meet face
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The irony of this being the one black guy in the trump admin. Hired to HUD because he’s “urban.” So he can slander brown people
Leopard meet face
Leopard meet face
Huh. Good thing for him, there’s no history of housing discrimination issues for black people in america
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Huh. Good thing for him, there’s no history of housing discrimination issues for black people in america
He’s always been such an awful liar. Like not even used car lot-worthy. But America was stupid enough to buy it anyway
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He’s always been such an awful liar. Like not even used car lot-worthy. But America was stupid enough to buy it anyway
They should take it down and replace it with full size figurines of ICE beating the shit out of baby Jesus
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They should take it down and replace it with full size figurines of ICE beating the shit out of baby Jesus
RETVRN looks better with serifs I guess
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
RETVRN looks better with serifs I guess
Geez, the pressure on Zack
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Geez, the pressure on Zack
Even if he was right, just the fact that’s it’s rfkjr makes me want to mainline formula for the rest of my life. Has there ever been someone more wrong about everything
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Even if he was right, just the fact that’s it’s rfkjr makes me want to mainline formula for the rest of my life. Has there ever been someone more wrong about everything
if he thinks they won't use that dog on him next (for "looking hispanic") he is sorely mistaken
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
if he thinks they won't use that dog on him next (for "looking hispanic") he is sorely mistaken
with that lighting, he blends in with and becomes part of all his shitty plastic gold filigree
maybe that's his plan: when death comes for him, become part of the room
maybe that's his plan: when death comes for him, become part of the room
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
with that lighting, he blends in with and becomes part of all his shitty plastic gold filigree
maybe that's his plan: when death comes for him, become part of the room
maybe that's his plan: when death comes for him, become part of the room
i was into farmstyle before any of you mfs
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i was into farmstyle before any of you mfs
when you want to seem sympathetic, always bring in the guy who looks down his nose at you because you only went to yale
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
when you want to seem sympathetic, always bring in the guy who looks down his nose at you because you only went to yale
Yeah but he did have that genius idea to use a police song without asking, so separate the art from the artist! /s
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yeah but he did have that genius idea to use a police song without asking, so separate the art from the artist! /s
strangely, "fucking RFKjr" being compared to "spaghettification" checks out
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
strangely, "fucking RFKjr" being compared to "spaghettification" checks out
it would be funny if she gave a speech that was as illiterate as her essay
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
it would be funny if she gave a speech that was as illiterate as her essay