Rusty Robot
itsmrrobotto.bsky.social
Rusty Robot
@itsmrrobotto.bsky.social
Teller of bad jokes. Mostly here for friends to find me.
Literally just figured out that they're called ballerinas cuz they are bailar-inas. They're literally just dancers.
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
One of my most consistent minor cleaning ritual is that if I have to use air freshener on a room, either at work or at home, I always exorcise it by spraying a ✝️. Sometimes it really do take an old priest and a young priest to get that stank out.
December 30, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Can't believe I won my first #Balatro run by being straight. Runner, Shortcut, Supernova, with Baseball Card and a rotating extra Uncommon. Also many, many Saturns. I got 75k on one straight hand on the final boss.
December 29, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Didn't mean for my @gamersupps.bsky.social to be an Xmas present to myself (especially since I should've done it earlier given how much I spend on coffee and monster) but day four and I can say it's good. Got through the free samples, and tomorrow I crack into the #Sploosh. Use code genderfluid!
December 28, 2024 at 2:17 PM
#Balatro Operation Big Pants got me all the way to boss of ante 8 for the first time but I fell just 5k short😭
December 27, 2024 at 7:22 PM
#Balatro update: friendship ended with Ceremonial Knife, Spare Trousers is my new best friend
December 27, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I have had #Balatro for five hours and already I have given up combos and succumbed to sacrificing Jokers. Ceremonial Knife is the only way.
December 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
need #minecraft advice: not sure how I want to make pathways for my villagers, since lanterns and other high light sources would need to be every three to five blocks to keep snow melted, but pathways stick out. I'll go with pathways for now since they're best for villagers and don't get snow.
December 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM
A twofold picture: a design for a snowbound farm, complete with pale wood snow scarecrow and a faux icemelt irrigation waterfall... and the complaint that my farmer keeps using the waterfall to jump down from the higher ledge.
December 24, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Entirely unrelated to anything, and just a layman's understanding, but time doesn't make sense as a "fourth dimension" in the traditional sense unless you can measure it in distance. Less negative: every new datum can be its own dimension. I like the color dimension, personally.
December 24, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Reposted by Rusty Robot
Two shots of my friends' wine barrels and the vineyard! The mountain used to be a lot bigger but we terraformed it into a terraced shape to fit all of the grapevines : ))

[ #minecraftbuilds #minecraftart #minecraft ]
December 23, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Making a mountain village in #minecraft and found the entire mountain has an elaborate cave system. Wanted to name the village after Hackdirt in #tesoblivion but with a stony twist. Hack-dirt.

Crackrock. I unironically almost called it Crackrock until I figured out the problem.
December 23, 2024 at 4:07 PM
What do you call a street party that ends on Mardi Gras and consists only of animals that exclusively eat meat?

An obligate carnival!
December 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Why be a tour de force when you can be a tor tel lini
December 23, 2024 at 1:17 AM
In Vampire: the Masquerade, why call it the Camarilla when you can say society is controlled by Big Suck?
December 22, 2024 at 5:57 PM