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itsonlybrad
@itsonlybrad.bsky.social
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I’m Brad. I’m a nerd. I work in infosec. I like to cook and watch movies and shitpost. And yes guys, I’m single.
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Typical @r0wdy.sk33t.expert behavior #holidayHack
a JSON object of a "tea" (read: skeet) written by a "Pip Sparkletoes" that says "Rowdy Root-Rouser wore cleats to a wedding and tracked mud down the aisle; romantic chaos or turf aggression? You decide."
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Gotta say @theonion.com makes excellent gift wrap
Box wrapped with The Onion newsprint. Some of the headlines read “Trump denies writing 36-Volume comic titled ‘Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles”, RFK Jr coughs up a pair of jeans, powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man, medieval scribe keeps forgetting ‘whence/whither’ rule, Archaeologists: DC may have once been used for legislating. A full page “not a paid advertisement” for Adobe on one side of the box reads “experience the magic of buying new software, every month, forever.” A box on end wrapped with The Onion newsprint featuring horoscopes and top songs of October 2025. A highlighted horoscope for Scorpio for the birthday boy reads “a hurtful comment will have you wondering why you even bother spying on your partner’s messages.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Gonna start selling a line of executive computer keyboards.
One button keyboard featuring the Google Gemini logo. One button keyboard featuring the OpenAI logo. One button keyboard featuring the Microsoft Copilot logo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Daily affirmations #blippo+ #femtofax #micromeditation
Screen shot of the game blippo+. It is a low resolution 8 bit styled retro “femtofax message” with a lotus flower floating on the water above a yellow sky. It is from a selection called a micro meditation. Text above the lotus flower reads “I am cute and deserve treats.”
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Can't believe they missed seizing these bad boys
Someone wearing a white leather loafer affixed with a Mercedes hood ornament
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Good to see our politics is now on the same level as mobile game ads
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Jason from the TV show The Good Place talking to a box of Hamburger Helper Beef Pasta. He says, "Oh, Helper, we're really in it now."
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Animated gif showing Eric Andre grasping the bars of a fence and screaming “let me in” as he struggles to find the entrance. The “Let Me In” meme originates from a special episode of The Eric Andre Show that was filmed at the 2016 Democratic National Convention.
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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From the Baltimore inner harbor to the mouth of the Patuxent. From the ube cheesecake to the dim sum. Making a bunch of amazing new friends (including hanging with @ajpetix.com) and crashing a very cool wedding. This weekend has definitely been one for the books.
Photo of the iconic Domino Sugars sign and building/plant in Baltimore. A view from the pier in Solomons Island, Maryland over looking the Patuxent River A wedding crasher who is definitely not Bill sitting at table 1 and having a really great time Watching the happy couple take their first dance
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Photo of a cat under a blanket with their head on a little pillow. The caption says ‘the grind NEVER starts. i am sleeping’
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Tweet by @NickyFrank30 My grandfather used to say "and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel" and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.
September 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Temu Deviant
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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You started at a pretty good time, my portfolio was underwater in Sep 23 so you probably bought in at a good price.
September 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Join Gamin For Charity's third annual Random-Thon in support of Médecins Sans Frontières/Doctors Without Borders @msf.ca!They'll be playing a slew of randomly selected games all weekend long. Come join in on the fun, enter the giveaways, and support a great cause at twitch.tv/gaminforcharity
August 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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What movie have you seen an unhealthy number of times?
Scene from A Single Man (2009) featuring Colin Firth, Matthew Goode, and an adorable doggo
August 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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July 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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You’re not making your bathroom Portal themed?
Guy wearing a companion cube cake t-shirt in front of a shower curtain with the Aperture Laboratories logo.
July 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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June 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Drooling wojack meme with concave head
June 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Colorado continues to be beautiful.
June 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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This feels like a @swiftonsecurity.com post
June 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Still from Scary Movie 2 (2001). Brenda is telling Cindy, “THIS IS A SKELETON! THIS IS BONES!”
May 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Need that dopamine today
Photo of a turntable playing Weezer’s teal album.
May 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM