This world is fucked and we’re all too blinded by led headlights to do anything about it

today’s my first day wfh without clark and i miss him so much

“kind of” or “kinda” has easily surpassed “like” as the most overused phrase people use that grates me to the core

sup anyone want to talk about plantar fasciitis?

petition for zara and anthropologie to add a “requires bra” filter to their sites please and thank you

i can fit in my kids shoes which is a total mind fuck but also… these crocs kinda look really good on me? should i buy myself a pair?

sometimes I appreciate when the algorithm reads my mind

christmas eve: made a beautiful 10 pound prime rib, 5mg of joy bombs, fell down the stairs. also lost the gelt and a few pretty minted cards.

christmas eve eve vibe check: 5.mg of joy bombs, some insane leftover baked ziti, some christmas carolers came by, now gonna kick some ass in rummy 500.

updates from the working mother front lines: trying to build out a system conversion plan and getting distracted by my 10 year old and his buddy researching DB Cooper for fun in the next room

been successfully compartmentalizing for a while now but apparently that’s over now… hi