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@itsrequiem.bsky.social
I'm Him. I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s
I forgot I had a blue sky account lmao
January 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I forgot I had a blue sky account lmao
Why do only expensive cars with temporary tags be cutting me off in traffic?
December 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Why do only expensive cars with temporary tags be cutting me off in traffic?
Blue Raspberry is the best flavor of both candy and slushies and you can't convince me otherwise.
November 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Blue Raspberry is the best flavor of both candy and slushies and you can't convince me otherwise.
How I gotta break the news to my only coworker that I just landed a new job and he's gonna be the last one left with our shitty bosses:
November 11, 2024 at 12:17 PM
How I gotta break the news to my only coworker that I just landed a new job and he's gonna be the last one left with our shitty bosses:
November 2, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Why do shorts do shorts things???
October 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Why do shorts do shorts things???
When I become president, day 2 will be an executive order mandating people who eat leftover eggs be sentenced to the alligator moat island I built on day 1
October 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
When I become president, day 2 will be an executive order mandating people who eat leftover eggs be sentenced to the alligator moat island I built on day 1
If I've learned anything, it's that this bag is a booby trap and I will be dangling inside a net if I grab it...
October 25, 2024 at 11:05 PM
If I've learned anything, it's that this bag is a booby trap and I will be dangling inside a net if I grab it...
Jeremy Clarkson makes it hard to hate the Brits...
October 23, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Jeremy Clarkson makes it hard to hate the Brits...
Vacuuming my car floorboards so I have a clean place to wipe my boogers when I'm driving
October 21, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Vacuuming my car floorboards so I have a clean place to wipe my boogers when I'm driving
