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Tavis
@itstavis.bsky.social
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• producer of VFX
• wrangler of preschooler
• he/him
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It’s always the one you most suspect
Meme: Fred from Scooby Doo unmasking a “ghost” who turns out to be the surprise villain (labeled here as PRIVATE EQUITY)
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! ... Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Office Space meme: Milton on the phone saying "I could see the squirrels and they were married"
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Meme from Pirates of the Caribbean: Top text: you best start believing in sci-fi dystopias Bottom text: you’re in one
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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New Disney CEO:
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Moe from The Simpsons, holding his phone receiver while shouting to the bar, with a comic text bubble at the bottom of the screen.
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Meme: Still of Obama during presidential debate. Meme text: PLEASE PROCEED, GOVERNOR.
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Meme: “I lived bitch”
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Meme: Pun Dog smiling
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Ralph Wiggum saying WHEN I GET ARRESTED I'M GOING TO BOVINO PRISON.
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Fanone looking ready to go full Amos Burton on this weasel
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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He’s teeing up some sea lioning
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Meme of Ralph Wiggum saying “WHEN I GET ARRESTED I'M GOING TO BOVINO PRISON”
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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“Weird nerds” meme. Apu (tagged as “weird nerds”) jumping in front of a bullet for a store clerk, who is labeled “democratic leadership“
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Stop this
Simpsons meme: Apu (labeled WEIRD NERDS) jumping in front of a bullet to protect a clerk (labeled DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP)
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Meme from The Simpsons: Homer’s hand with ”Lenny = white / Carl = black” written on it. “Lenny” has been replaced by text “working class”.
January 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Timeline perfection. No notes.
Screenshot from my Bsky timeline. Skeet #1: August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.... • 1d Corey Booker announcing his legislation to make ICE wear body cameras a week after the entire Republican Party excused an ICE officer murdering somebody by showing the video the officer took with his own cell phone of him murdering them is a testament to how stupid Democrats think all of us are. Skeet #2: Patrick Ness @patricknessbo... • 50m "I tied an hourglass to my shoe to help us keep time." - me, in my dream last night, with an hourglass on my shoe.
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Parody meme of White House X post "MISTERS TARIFF" with a photo of Hawley and Smoot
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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“US forces would never fire on their own people if they were ordered”
Tobias in Arrested Development saying “but it might work for us”
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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“You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this predicament. Well…”
Pic of suspect with a goofy face in a mugshot from quoted article
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Simpsons Meme: Radio DJ saying "How does he keep up with the news like that?"
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Lucille Austero and Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Oh wow
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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cops standing against ICE like
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Meme: Forrest Gump saying "But you ain't got no integrity, DNI Tulsi"
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM