we had grunge and g-funk SIMULTANEOUSLY while movie theaters were featuring malcom x, unforgiven, and mona lisa vito. cheers was still on and martin was starting. oh, and the greatest basketball team ever destroyed the olympics, much to everyone’s delight.

my family moved to Iowa in the immediate aftermath of johnny gosch and eugene martin. their mysteries haunted our childhoods.

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the circle of dudebro life is to hate democrats so much you endorse a racist rapist criminal and help elect a racist rapist criminal.

but once your support of a racist rapist criminal becomes a personal embarrassment, you shift your focus to men’s mental health or rescuing dogs or some shit.

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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

“i am honored to be your ancestor” is the most beautiful way i’ve heard someone pass on. may god bless her pure soul.

“actually we’re doing a great job, you’re just too dumb to see it” has been the ny times’ party line for at least a decade now and it’s why everyone thinks they suck