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New TikTok for the gameshow!!! Please give it a like #politics #gameshow #realestate

Back at it with the only online gameshow tonight at 9p est twitch.tv/itstracetime
#stream #event #gameshow

Presidential Pardons are to pardon someone for something they did that was illegal. The president Parsons 1 turkey each year... apparently being a turkey is a crime in the US... a crime punishable by DEATH!!!

Weird thing i did for work this week: hang out in a park with homeless people, having businessmen find me and asking them to solve my riddle.
Can anyone beat this?
#blueskychallenge #skychain #blueskyproblems

There's a secret 4th option in rock paper scissors. It's to whip out your penis. It's such a good strategy I'm no longer allowed to play within 500 feet of a school #lifeprotip #tips #justthetip #rps

You: joined bluesky to get away from politics
Me: joined bluesky thinking it was an app for cloud removal #bluesky

Incase you guys were wondering, I am very attractive and fat #modeling #acting

This time in my life won't be known as "the time I was unemployed".... it will officially be known as "that year I was a plus sized male model" #model #uneployment #plussized #unemployed

Too much dairy! I ate waaaay too much dairy! I cannot sleep! This is what growing old feels like! Young people eat as much dairy as you can now, the dairy will eventually turn on you! #cheese #dairy #old

This is so me pilled

Everyone is talking about Matt gaetz but nobody is talking about how 1/3 of his face is his forehead

Everybody asks how much wood could a woodchuck chuck... but nobody ever asks what the hell is a woodchuck?