This month has been the longest year

The sweet sad sounds of my sick crying baby, probably lol

Dude I’m trying to do this but she was born on the 4th of July so like, it’s hot as balls, everyone already has plans, and most places have a “holiday fee” 🙄

They were so good 🤤

No literally I have to remind myself it’s December regularly

I feel like this is a personal attack on my life that I didn’t ask for 😂

Literally one of my favorite moderation option platforms!!!

I read this as margarita and I was entirely confused at the joke for a few minutes 😅

I drink Coca-Cola instead of coffee 😂