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@itsyagirlfeefs.bsky.social
Witch. Tequila Connoisseur. Public Defender. Abolish the Bar Exam.
My views are absolutely my employer’s too, make sure you email him and tell him 😇
My views are absolutely my employer’s too, make sure you email him and tell him 😇
Driving through campus this morning, watching hungover college kids walk home—meanwhile I’m sipping my coffee and listening to Enya on the way to my adult ballet class. The duality of man.
January 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Driving through campus this morning, watching hungover college kids walk home—meanwhile I’m sipping my coffee and listening to Enya on the way to my adult ballet class. The duality of man.
Today I told my legal assistant that my Christmas wish is to reign ruin upon all of my enemies. Poor thing need a raise for the work environment I create.
December 24, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Today I told my legal assistant that my Christmas wish is to reign ruin upon all of my enemies. Poor thing need a raise for the work environment I create.
At home, 6 AM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
At work, 9AM: I’m the smartest girl alive
At work, 1 PM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
In car, 5 PM: I’m the only smart girl alive in this godforsaken town
At home, 8 PM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
Rinse and repeat.
At work, 9AM: I’m the smartest girl alive
At work, 1 PM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
In car, 5 PM: I’m the only smart girl alive in this godforsaken town
At home, 8 PM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
Rinse and repeat.
November 23, 2024 at 2:40 AM
At home, 6 AM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
At work, 9AM: I’m the smartest girl alive
At work, 1 PM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
In car, 5 PM: I’m the only smart girl alive in this godforsaken town
At home, 8 PM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
Rinse and repeat.
At work, 9AM: I’m the smartest girl alive
At work, 1 PM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
In car, 5 PM: I’m the only smart girl alive in this godforsaken town
At home, 8 PM: I’m the dumbest girl alive
Rinse and repeat.