🎄🎄Zion Hopper ( Parody )
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( her love @BcbyMunson.bsky.social ❤️💜 ) Stranger things RP ( Parody account )
Zion, instead makes a dramatical gagging when she sees Nancy gawking over her brother but at the same time Zion is circling a halo above her head with one finger.
“Seriously though.” Zion starts whispering to Florence “The smartest girl in Hawkins and she chooses my doofus big brother?”
“Seriously though.” Zion starts whispering to Florence “The smartest girl in Hawkins and she chooses my doofus big brother?”
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Zion, instead makes a dramatical gagging when she sees Nancy gawking over her brother but at the same time Zion is circling a halo above her head with one finger.
“Seriously though.” Zion starts whispering to Florence “The smartest girl in Hawkins and she chooses my doofus big brother?”
“Seriously though.” Zion starts whispering to Florence “The smartest girl in Hawkins and she chooses my doofus big brother?”
Zion laughs softly and nods her head “I’m prepared for it, that probably sounds really odd but I don’t know, I’m just ready for mom to be that way.”
Zion smiles whilst filling their basket with the last few items they need “What about Romeo? Do you think he’ll be the one that you marry someday?”
Zion smiles whilst filling their basket with the last few items they need “What about Romeo? Do you think he’ll be the one that you marry someday?”
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Zion laughs softly and nods her head “I’m prepared for it, that probably sounds really odd but I don’t know, I’m just ready for mom to be that way.”
Zion smiles whilst filling their basket with the last few items they need “What about Romeo? Do you think he’ll be the one that you marry someday?”
Zion smiles whilst filling their basket with the last few items they need “What about Romeo? Do you think he’ll be the one that you marry someday?”
Zion clings to her mom, like she did as a little girl whenever she was scared, sad or hurt. Zion would sleep in her mom’s arms until the light beamed through her window, forcing her awake.
“Mom, mom I think it is almost afternoon time. We slept in so late.” Zion said in a soft, groggy voice.
“Mom, mom I think it is almost afternoon time. We slept in so late.” Zion said in a soft, groggy voice.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Zion clings to her mom, like she did as a little girl whenever she was scared, sad or hurt. Zion would sleep in her mom’s arms until the light beamed through her window, forcing her awake.
“Mom, mom I think it is almost afternoon time. We slept in so late.” Zion said in a soft, groggy voice.
“Mom, mom I think it is almost afternoon time. We slept in so late.” Zion said in a soft, groggy voice.
Zion softly sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose in disbelief before shaking her head. “Yes, I am afraid that he might be because clearly he didn’t inherit our mom’s IQ like Juliet and I did.”
Zion exhales softly “Do you need me to step in and help him with great date ideas? I could do that.”
Zion exhales softly “Do you need me to step in and help him with great date ideas? I could do that.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Zion softly sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose in disbelief before shaking her head. “Yes, I am afraid that he might be because clearly he didn’t inherit our mom’s IQ like Juliet and I did.”
Zion exhales softly “Do you need me to step in and help him with great date ideas? I could do that.”
Zion exhales softly “Do you need me to step in and help him with great date ideas? I could do that.”
Zion nods her head and exhales softly because she knows her sister is right, that they can still gush over married life someday.
“I told mom, even cried in her arms until I fell asleep but she promised not to tell the boys that. I also told her I already know who is going to be my wife someday.”
“I told mom, even cried in her arms until I fell asleep but she promised not to tell the boys that. I also told her I already know who is going to be my wife someday.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Zion nods her head and exhales softly because she knows her sister is right, that they can still gush over married life someday.
“I told mom, even cried in her arms until I fell asleep but she promised not to tell the boys that. I also told her I already know who is going to be my wife someday.”
“I told mom, even cried in her arms until I fell asleep but she promised not to tell the boys that. I also told her I already know who is going to be my wife someday.”
Zion just started crying into her mom’s arms, not from being upset but more like from relief and also maybe from being a little tired too.
“I hope that day comes really soon. I really do, mom.” Zion returns to quietly sobbing in her mom’s arms until Zion eventually falls asleep the same way.
“I hope that day comes really soon. I really do, mom.” Zion returns to quietly sobbing in her mom’s arms until Zion eventually falls asleep the same way.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Zion just started crying into her mom’s arms, not from being upset but more like from relief and also maybe from being a little tired too.
“I hope that day comes really soon. I really do, mom.” Zion returns to quietly sobbing in her mom’s arms until Zion eventually falls asleep the same way.
“I hope that day comes really soon. I really do, mom.” Zion returns to quietly sobbing in her mom’s arms until Zion eventually falls asleep the same way.
“Him? I liked a boy once but I didn’t like that I liked a boy but I did, though that was before I really knew I only liked girls.”
Zion whispers that last part so only Florence could hear it “Of course I decided that I would be attracted to women in a time like today. I’m just special like that.”
Zion whispers that last part so only Florence could hear it “Of course I decided that I would be attracted to women in a time like today. I’m just special like that.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“Him? I liked a boy once but I didn’t like that I liked a boy but I did, though that was before I really knew I only liked girls.”
Zion whispers that last part so only Florence could hear it “Of course I decided that I would be attracted to women in a time like today. I’m just special like that.”
Zion whispers that last part so only Florence could hear it “Of course I decided that I would be attracted to women in a time like today. I’m just special like that.”
“I just didn’t want to disappoint you, that’s all. We always talked about being each other’s bridesmaids and how we would gush over our husbands together when they aren’t around.”
Florence exhaled softly “Sometimes we would spend the entire weekend talking about husbands and married life…”
Florence exhaled softly “Sometimes we would spend the entire weekend talking about husbands and married life…”
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“I just didn’t want to disappoint you, that’s all. We always talked about being each other’s bridesmaids and how we would gush over our husbands together when they aren’t around.”
Florence exhaled softly “Sometimes we would spend the entire weekend talking about husbands and married life…”
Florence exhaled softly “Sometimes we would spend the entire weekend talking about husbands and married life…”
Zion smiles at her mom but also nods her head “Maybe I should have just told you sooner, keeping it from you for this long was really stupid of me.”
Zion nods her head when her mom guessed Florence’s degree focus instantly “I know I am still young but I think I’ll marry Florence one day, mom.”
Zion nods her head when her mom guessed Florence’s degree focus instantly “I know I am still young but I think I’ll marry Florence one day, mom.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Zion smiles at her mom but also nods her head “Maybe I should have just told you sooner, keeping it from you for this long was really stupid of me.”
Zion nods her head when her mom guessed Florence’s degree focus instantly “I know I am still young but I think I’ll marry Florence one day, mom.”
Zion nods her head when her mom guessed Florence’s degree focus instantly “I know I am still young but I think I’ll marry Florence one day, mom.”
“Are we talking like real crush or celebrity crush that will never happen in a million years crush?” Zion smiles but does eventually laugh softly.
“I don’t know baby, I never really thought about them all that great, it was just a small crush but I am curious why you want to know, baby.”
“I don’t know baby, I never really thought about them all that great, it was just a small crush but I am curious why you want to know, baby.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
“Are we talking like real crush or celebrity crush that will never happen in a million years crush?” Zion smiles but does eventually laugh softly.
“I don’t know baby, I never really thought about them all that great, it was just a small crush but I am curious why you want to know, baby.”
“I don’t know baby, I never really thought about them all that great, it was just a small crush but I am curious why you want to know, baby.”
“I know you won’t tell anyone, I’m just worried about if you will even consider me a sister when you know the truth.” Zion exhales softly whilst putting more fruit and vegetables in the basket.
“I’ve already lost so many people I care about the most. I don’t think I can lose you too, Juliet.”
“I’ve already lost so many people I care about the most. I don’t think I can lose you too, Juliet.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
“I know you won’t tell anyone, I’m just worried about if you will even consider me a sister when you know the truth.” Zion exhales softly whilst putting more fruit and vegetables in the basket.
“I’ve already lost so many people I care about the most. I don’t think I can lose you too, Juliet.”
“I’ve already lost so many people I care about the most. I don’t think I can lose you too, Juliet.”
“I can ask her if she’d like to come around for dinner, though when she tastes your amazing cooking she might end up coming around every night.”
Zion smiles small but it does hold a little bit of nervousness in the smile “Okay, please don’t be mad, mom but it’s Florence, Florence Munson.”
Zion smiles small but it does hold a little bit of nervousness in the smile “Okay, please don’t be mad, mom but it’s Florence, Florence Munson.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
“I can ask her if she’d like to come around for dinner, though when she tastes your amazing cooking she might end up coming around every night.”
Zion smiles small but it does hold a little bit of nervousness in the smile “Okay, please don’t be mad, mom but it’s Florence, Florence Munson.”
Zion smiles small but it does hold a little bit of nervousness in the smile “Okay, please don’t be mad, mom but it’s Florence, Florence Munson.”
Zion laughs softly and caresses Florence’s hand under the desk and then nods her head “I did tell my mom about us and she is supportive.”
Zion turns her head and looks at Florence before smiling again “But you know that people could say the same about me, that I also am attracted to Brunettes.”
Zion turns her head and looks at Florence before smiling again “But you know that people could say the same about me, that I also am attracted to Brunettes.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Zion laughs softly and caresses Florence’s hand under the desk and then nods her head “I did tell my mom about us and she is supportive.”
Zion turns her head and looks at Florence before smiling again “But you know that people could say the same about me, that I also am attracted to Brunettes.”
Zion turns her head and looks at Florence before smiling again “But you know that people could say the same about me, that I also am attracted to Brunettes.”
“Fine. You are as close to perfect as perfect can get.” Zion sighs softly and looks at Juliet and shakes her head, really wanting to tell Juliet the truth.
“Yeah, the party really did suck and Eddie Munson was not the reason that I stuck around at the party. I do not like Eddie Munson.”
“Yeah, the party really did suck and Eddie Munson was not the reason that I stuck around at the party. I do not like Eddie Munson.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“Fine. You are as close to perfect as perfect can get.” Zion sighs softly and looks at Juliet and shakes her head, really wanting to tell Juliet the truth.
“Yeah, the party really did suck and Eddie Munson was not the reason that I stuck around at the party. I do not like Eddie Munson.”
“Yeah, the party really did suck and Eddie Munson was not the reason that I stuck around at the party. I do not like Eddie Munson.”
Zion leaned against her mom and exhales softly. Zion then looks up at her mom and exhales softly “I only didn’t tell you because I was scared you’d be disappointed that I am gay.”
Zion looks up at her mom and smiles small “Are you sure mom? I know you are already so busy with everything else.”
Zion looks up at her mom and smiles small “Are you sure mom? I know you are already so busy with everything else.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Zion leaned against her mom and exhales softly. Zion then looks up at her mom and exhales softly “I only didn’t tell you because I was scared you’d be disappointed that I am gay.”
Zion looks up at her mom and smiles small “Are you sure mom? I know you are already so busy with everything else.”
Zion looks up at her mom and smiles small “Are you sure mom? I know you are already so busy with everything else.”
“Neither did I, not until Quinn, mom? I still don’t know which one I am supposed to call her yet and yes, that’s the one. I guess my mom really does have a type.”
Zion smiles and wraps her fingers between Florence’s and gives Florence’s hand a gentle squeeze “I love you. I love you so much.”
Zion smiles and wraps her fingers between Florence’s and gives Florence’s hand a gentle squeeze “I love you. I love you so much.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Neither did I, not until Quinn, mom? I still don’t know which one I am supposed to call her yet and yes, that’s the one. I guess my mom really does have a type.”
Zion smiles and wraps her fingers between Florence’s and gives Florence’s hand a gentle squeeze “I love you. I love you so much.”
Zion smiles and wraps her fingers between Florence’s and gives Florence’s hand a gentle squeeze “I love you. I love you so much.”
“He’s technically, unofficially your dad too, at least in his eyes.” Zion sighs and then looks at Juliet whilst following Juliet into the store.
“Are you really telling me that you never worry about eating all the right things? I mean look at you. You’re literally perfection in human form.”
“Are you really telling me that you never worry about eating all the right things? I mean look at you. You’re literally perfection in human form.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“He’s technically, unofficially your dad too, at least in his eyes.” Zion sighs and then looks at Juliet whilst following Juliet into the store.
“Are you really telling me that you never worry about eating all the right things? I mean look at you. You’re literally perfection in human form.”
“Are you really telling me that you never worry about eating all the right things? I mean look at you. You’re literally perfection in human form.”
“History homework, which I would say is my worst subject but apparently all my subjects are my worst subjects.” Zion sighs softly and smiles at her mom.
“Mom, I’m really struggling with school and there is something else. I um, please don’t be mad but I-I am gay and I have a girlfriend.”
“Mom, I’m really struggling with school and there is something else. I um, please don’t be mad but I-I am gay and I have a girlfriend.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“History homework, which I would say is my worst subject but apparently all my subjects are my worst subjects.” Zion sighs softly and smiles at her mom.
“Mom, I’m really struggling with school and there is something else. I um, please don’t be mad but I-I am gay and I have a girlfriend.”
“Mom, I’m really struggling with school and there is something else. I um, please don’t be mad but I-I am gay and I have a girlfriend.”
“Oh my god, I can’t believe I haven’t told you yet. I don’t even know where my head is at. Yes, she does! The girlfriend in question is Quinn Bauman, Murray’s younger sister.”
Zion is now laughing softly “I don’t even know if Murray knows but I imagine he is going to lose it when he finds out.”
Zion is now laughing softly “I don’t even know if Murray knows but I imagine he is going to lose it when he finds out.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
“Oh my god, I can’t believe I haven’t told you yet. I don’t even know where my head is at. Yes, she does! The girlfriend in question is Quinn Bauman, Murray’s younger sister.”
Zion is now laughing softly “I don’t even know if Murray knows but I imagine he is going to lose it when he finds out.”
Zion is now laughing softly “I don’t even know if Murray knows but I imagine he is going to lose it when he finds out.”
“I hate that you are always right about everything, it’s so annoying.” Zion puffed out air when she slams back against her seat.
“Did mom leave me food from dinner? I am starving, all they had to offer at the party was processed everything. Can you believe it? No vegetables or fruit in sight.”
“Did mom leave me food from dinner? I am starving, all they had to offer at the party was processed everything. Can you believe it? No vegetables or fruit in sight.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“I hate that you are always right about everything, it’s so annoying.” Zion puffed out air when she slams back against her seat.
“Did mom leave me food from dinner? I am starving, all they had to offer at the party was processed everything. Can you believe it? No vegetables or fruit in sight.”
“Did mom leave me food from dinner? I am starving, all they had to offer at the party was processed everything. Can you believe it? No vegetables or fruit in sight.”
“You’re right, sorry mom. I’ve just got a lot on my mind right now.” Zion smiles softly and puts down the pen she was writing study notes down with.
“Yes. I know it sounds crazy but it helps me stay focused whilst I am studying, blocks out all the swirling noise in my head.”
“Yes. I know it sounds crazy but it helps me stay focused whilst I am studying, blocks out all the swirling noise in my head.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
“You’re right, sorry mom. I’ve just got a lot on my mind right now.” Zion smiles softly and puts down the pen she was writing study notes down with.
“Yes. I know it sounds crazy but it helps me stay focused whilst I am studying, blocks out all the swirling noise in my head.”
“Yes. I know it sounds crazy but it helps me stay focused whilst I am studying, blocks out all the swirling noise in my head.”
“What makes you think that I have been hanging around Eddie Munson? Did someone tell you that?” Zion closed the door once she is completely inside Juliet’s car.
“You know it is so embarrassing that you still pick me up. We could just lie and tell mom you did because she wouldn’t know different.”
“You know it is so embarrassing that you still pick me up. We could just lie and tell mom you did because she wouldn’t know different.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“What makes you think that I have been hanging around Eddie Munson? Did someone tell you that?” Zion closed the door once she is completely inside Juliet’s car.
“You know it is so embarrassing that you still pick me up. We could just lie and tell mom you did because she wouldn’t know different.”
“You know it is so embarrassing that you still pick me up. We could just lie and tell mom you did because she wouldn’t know different.”
Zion paused the movie that she is watching when her mom walks in and then Zion nods her head, looking at her mom.
“Is everything okay mom? Usually when you come into my room for a private talk it is because someone has died or it’s because my grades have started to slip again.”
“Is everything okay mom? Usually when you come into my room for a private talk it is because someone has died or it’s because my grades have started to slip again.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Zion paused the movie that she is watching when her mom walks in and then Zion nods her head, looking at her mom.
“Is everything okay mom? Usually when you come into my room for a private talk it is because someone has died or it’s because my grades have started to slip again.”
“Is everything okay mom? Usually when you come into my room for a private talk it is because someone has died or it’s because my grades have started to slip again.”
“There is no doubt about that. I would feel sorry for the people or person who got on the wrong side of my mom and definitely your uncle.”
Zion is now smiling at Florence and then sighs in happiness “You know that my mom definitely knows about us. I think my mom’s girlfriend told her about us.”
Zion is now smiling at Florence and then sighs in happiness “You know that my mom definitely knows about us. I think my mom’s girlfriend told her about us.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“There is no doubt about that. I would feel sorry for the people or person who got on the wrong side of my mom and definitely your uncle.”
Zion is now smiling at Florence and then sighs in happiness “You know that my mom definitely knows about us. I think my mom’s girlfriend told her about us.”
Zion is now smiling at Florence and then sighs in happiness “You know that my mom definitely knows about us. I think my mom’s girlfriend told her about us.”