not me literally jumping out of a car at the first sight of a subway station

i like the unsettling spin it puts on his parents' actions

hey save some microchips for the rest of us

having someone to make hard decisions for you is often appealing

is your heart beating like a hammer?
is your pulse the pace on a runaway train?

you may be entitled to financial compensation.
call now.

oops i forgot the word sleet