Ryan
@itzjusryan.bsky.social
Part-time writer, full-time procrastinator. Creating stories nobody asked for. Welcome to the Khaos.
If you invite me to a girls—anything.
And it’s just an excuse for us to bump kewchies, im telling the whole community you a consent violator and a grapist.
Swear I HATE you raggedy ass LS bitches.
And it’s just an excuse for us to bump kewchies, im telling the whole community you a consent violator and a grapist.
Swear I HATE you raggedy ass LS bitches.
August 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If you invite me to a girls—anything.
And it’s just an excuse for us to bump kewchies, im telling the whole community you a consent violator and a grapist.
Swear I HATE you raggedy ass LS bitches.
And it’s just an excuse for us to bump kewchies, im telling the whole community you a consent violator and a grapist.
Swear I HATE you raggedy ass LS bitches.
And if you can think of a healthy reason to contact a potential meta to verify a potential partner, let me know in the comments.
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Disrespectfully, Go to Hell
Before I begin, a meta is my partner’s partner.
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July 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
And if you can think of a healthy reason to contact a potential meta to verify a potential partner, let me know in the comments.
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A parent is a parent open.substack.com/pub/ryansome...
Still My Son: Parenthood is Hard AF
The past year has been the most transformative year of my life.
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June 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
A parent is a parent open.substack.com/pub/ryansome...
In some cases, bribes are necessary.
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June 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In some cases, bribes are necessary.
Support my writing with gifts from my Throne Wishlist!
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I think people who refer to their pets as property, secretly want to, are, or would have been slave owners.
You can’t change my mind. And you hate black people.
You can’t change my mind. And you hate black people.
June 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I think people who refer to their pets as property, secretly want to, are, or would have been slave owners.
You can’t change my mind. And you hate black people.
You can’t change my mind. And you hate black people.
In some cases, bribes are necessary.
Support the Khaos by contributing to a gift on my Throne Wishlist! https://throne.com/ryansometimeswrites/wishlist
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June 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
In some cases, bribes are necessary.
Support the Khaos by contributing to a gift on my Throne Wishlist! https://throne.com/ryansometimeswrites/wishlist
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One day, I’m not gon wait til SCS to be productive.
I’ll finish the flyer for June after this.
open.substack.com/pub/ryansome...
I’ll finish the flyer for June after this.
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I Freely Call People Rapist: A Rant on Why I’d Say it TF Again
Now, this ain’t about a post.
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June 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
One day, I’m not gon wait til SCS to be productive.
I’ll finish the flyer for June after this.
open.substack.com/pub/ryansome...
I’ll finish the flyer for June after this.
open.substack.com/pub/ryansome...
Transparency Moment:
I was supposed to write last night but, that man wanted to give my kewch a fade.
I was supposed to write at lunch but, work bestie wanted sushi.
I planned to write tonight but, Kawaī new step Deddy wanna put me in a room and slut me out.
We gon try this again, tomorrow.
I was supposed to write last night but, that man wanted to give my kewch a fade.
I was supposed to write at lunch but, work bestie wanted sushi.
I planned to write tonight but, Kawaī new step Deddy wanna put me in a room and slut me out.
We gon try this again, tomorrow.
April 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Transparency Moment:
I was supposed to write last night but, that man wanted to give my kewch a fade.
I was supposed to write at lunch but, work bestie wanted sushi.
I planned to write tonight but, Kawaī new step Deddy wanna put me in a room and slut me out.
We gon try this again, tomorrow.
I was supposed to write last night but, that man wanted to give my kewch a fade.
I was supposed to write at lunch but, work bestie wanted sushi.
I planned to write tonight but, Kawaī new step Deddy wanna put me in a room and slut me out.
We gon try this again, tomorrow.
Kawaī needa job. Somebody hire him. Nie.
March 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kawaī needa job. Somebody hire him. Nie.
Fuck Them Kids, Disrespectfully
Get married.
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March 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I will never understand how some people can write 50-11 books a year. Do you work? Have friends? A job? Hobby? A life? Some bidness?
March 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I will never understand how some people can write 50-11 books a year. Do you work? Have friends? A job? Hobby? A life? Some bidness?