synney
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one of the most miserable jobs in the world has to be ticket checking on public transport
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
one of the most miserable jobs in the world has to be ticket checking on public transport
methin with sasquatch
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
methin with sasquatch
"did you know skrillex was in a band?" - top 5 worst things to say to a white guy in a beanie
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"did you know skrillex was in a band?" - top 5 worst things to say to a white guy in a beanie
i am the president of cutting my bangs too short one week before the holidays
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i am the president of cutting my bangs too short one week before the holidays
is the whole of humanity gonna be weird about sex until the end of time or what
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
is the whole of humanity gonna be weird about sex until the end of time or what
waking up out of a dead sleep to google the moon phase and immediately passing out again
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
waking up out of a dead sleep to google the moon phase and immediately passing out again
hot tip: if you're gay and late to pick out a halloween costume, you probably already own a pirate costume
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
hot tip: if you're gay and late to pick out a halloween costume, you probably already own a pirate costume
god likes to torture me but only in ways that a man would find funny
September 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
god likes to torture me but only in ways that a man would find funny
if i shave my eyebrows off for halloween will i look fucked on thanksgiving or will i be ok
August 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
if i shave my eyebrows off for halloween will i look fucked on thanksgiving or will i be ok
(couldn't think of the word empowered just now so i came up with 'enchoiced' on the spot..... if you want it she's YOURS)
August 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
(couldn't think of the word empowered just now so i came up with 'enchoiced' on the spot..... if you want it she's YOURS)
i'm more sober recently than i have been in a long time and i gotta say: little creepy being this lucid!
July 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i'm more sober recently than i have been in a long time and i gotta say: little creepy being this lucid!
how do i buy one of hunter biden's paintings serious answers only
July 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
how do i buy one of hunter biden's paintings serious answers only
mn yacht club fest is fun bc, in a sea of white ppl, it's like any sunglassed mullet boy could maaaaaaybe be a member of hippo campus
July 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
mn yacht club fest is fun bc, in a sea of white ppl, it's like any sunglassed mullet boy could maaaaaaybe be a member of hippo campus
hahahaha tesla parked next to me at aldi.. you're poor now too, bitch!
July 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
hahahaha tesla parked next to me at aldi.. you're poor now too, bitch!
kitchen job made me take out both of my nose rings, won't let me wear any jewelry, need to wear a fugly uniform, can't even wear perfume. no body glitter policy in my contract tho
June 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
kitchen job made me take out both of my nose rings, won't let me wear any jewelry, need to wear a fugly uniform, can't even wear perfume. no body glitter policy in my contract tho
starting a rumor that dan crenshaw needs that eye patch because he was in a pickleball accident
May 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
starting a rumor that dan crenshaw needs that eye patch because he was in a pickleball accident
do they make tabis for winter wear? this feels like prime hoof stomping season
February 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
do they make tabis for winter wear? this feels like prime hoof stomping season
my grandma is way better at puzzles than your grandma
January 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
my grandma is way better at puzzles than your grandma
fruits that are green when they're fully ripe are the best fruits
December 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
fruits that are green when they're fully ripe are the best fruits
made orange-pistachio-chocolate bread pudding and it turned out great :-) now everyone pray for my shepherds pie bc it was lookin kinda soupy when i put it in the oven
November 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM
made orange-pistachio-chocolate bread pudding and it turned out great :-) now everyone pray for my shepherds pie bc it was lookin kinda soupy when i put it in the oven
there is a fucking fortune to be made by the first person who trademarks weed infused gelatin sheets
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
there is a fucking fortune to be made by the first person who trademarks weed infused gelatin sheets
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finally making an apt to get my shitty party tattoo fixed up
November 19, 2024 at 12:09 AM
finally making an apt to get my shitty party tattoo fixed up
gender is a construct and the beauty and wellness industry is mostly a scam yadda yadda yadda but what about the fact that i like having an assortment of goops in my bathroom?
November 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
gender is a construct and the beauty and wellness industry is mostly a scam yadda yadda yadda but what about the fact that i like having an assortment of goops in my bathroom?