Ivan Sirko
@ivan-sirko.bsky.social
Not actually a 17th century Cossack general. I thought this was obvious.
Also not a Russian bot just because I used the name "Ivan".
Sometimes parody.
Also not a Russian bot just because I used the name "Ivan".
Sometimes parody.
*PP kicks can down street*
a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo says but my mom says i 'm cool
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January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
*PP kicks can down street*
1 - How long until more MPs cross the floor?
2 - How many?
2 - How many?
January 31, 2026 at 8:04 AM
1 - How long until more MPs cross the floor?
2 - How many?
2 - How many?
I have a secret weapon inside me! Nyah!
a skeleton is dancing in a cemetery in a black and white cartoon
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January 29, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I have a secret weapon inside me! Nyah!
I don't really care, do you?
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I don't really care, do you?
Gowan - A Criminal Mind (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Gowan
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January 29, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Patronus!
a deer that is glowing in the dark in the woods .
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January 28, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Patronus!
With the World Cup coming around again, it might be time to bring out all those vuvuzelas for old time's sake.
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 AM
With the World Cup coming around again, it might be time to bring out all those vuvuzelas for old time's sake.
Protesters will form a line to protect the vulnerable and ICE will mow them down.
At that point there is really no going back. Either protests turn to active resistance and they win, or power is consolidated and the entire world is fucked.
It's coming.
As a Canadian I think it will be option B.
At that point there is really no going back. Either protests turn to active resistance and they win, or power is consolidated and the entire world is fucked.
It's coming.
As a Canadian I think it will be option B.
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Protesters will form a line to protect the vulnerable and ICE will mow them down.
At that point there is really no going back. Either protests turn to active resistance and they win, or power is consolidated and the entire world is fucked.
It's coming.
As a Canadian I think it will be option B.
At that point there is really no going back. Either protests turn to active resistance and they win, or power is consolidated and the entire world is fucked.
It's coming.
As a Canadian I think it will be option B.
Noem has a way with inconvenient little dogs.
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Noem has a way with inconvenient little dogs.
I was wondering who would play Ernst Röhm in this remake.
Casting rumours?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R...
Casting rumours?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R...
Ernst Röhm - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I was wondering who would play Ernst Röhm in this remake.
Casting rumours?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R...
Casting rumours?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R...
At least the Borg have flair.
a couple of women wearing masks are dancing in a room with the words masqueraaaaade written on the bottom .
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January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
At least the Borg have flair.
US Past: We are indispensable because of our global influence.
World: OK, so we don't need to all be armed.
US Not Long Ago: We won't help anyone but ourselves.
World: I guess we will start to arm ourselves then.
US Now: We might invade our allies.
World: *sigh* Get ready for WWIII, I guess.
World: OK, so we don't need to all be armed.
US Not Long Ago: We won't help anyone but ourselves.
World: I guess we will start to arm ourselves then.
US Now: We might invade our allies.
World: *sigh* Get ready for WWIII, I guess.
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
US Past: We are indispensable because of our global influence.
World: OK, so we don't need to all be armed.
US Not Long Ago: We won't help anyone but ourselves.
World: I guess we will start to arm ourselves then.
US Now: We might invade our allies.
World: *sigh* Get ready for WWIII, I guess.
World: OK, so we don't need to all be armed.
US Not Long Ago: We won't help anyone but ourselves.
World: I guess we will start to arm ourselves then.
US Now: We might invade our allies.
World: *sigh* Get ready for WWIII, I guess.
I'm told that they are programmed to use cop rules.
a man with a beard and glasses is talking to someone while holding his hand to his face .
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January 24, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I'm told that they are programmed to use cop rules.
Man, if I ever get a time machine I will be going around to a lot of the GOP's parents with the gift of wire hangers and a knowing wink.
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Man, if I ever get a time machine I will be going around to a lot of the GOP's parents with the gift of wire hangers and a knowing wink.
Oh, you are already too fucked up to survive.
The only question is what form you will take after the rebuild.
Will it be a bunch of sulky babies who replay all the worst mistakes, or will you actually try to create a functioning new society?
The only question is what form you will take after the rebuild.
Will it be a bunch of sulky babies who replay all the worst mistakes, or will you actually try to create a functioning new society?
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Oh, you are already too fucked up to survive.
The only question is what form you will take after the rebuild.
Will it be a bunch of sulky babies who replay all the worst mistakes, or will you actually try to create a functioning new society?
The only question is what form you will take after the rebuild.
Will it be a bunch of sulky babies who replay all the worst mistakes, or will you actually try to create a functioning new society?
Honey, I Shrunk the Gestapo
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Honey, I Shrunk the Gestapo
The small units where one or two helos make sense... the same units that require the newest stuff to keep up... and the people who are almost always sent in first who would probably prefer something not at the end of life... they get it first.
This sanity is why the CPC should never win again.
This sanity is why the CPC should never win again.
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The small units where one or two helos make sense... the same units that require the newest stuff to keep up... and the people who are almost always sent in first who would probably prefer something not at the end of life... they get it first.
This sanity is why the CPC should never win again.
This sanity is why the CPC should never win again.
I'm sure that the eunuchs will find where the bad man hid their balls any day now and leave him a scathing Yelp review.
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I'm sure that the eunuchs will find where the bad man hid their balls any day now and leave him a scathing Yelp review.
Their Punisher t-shirts are still on underneath the tactical vests.
These incel losers have a type. Violent, gruff, and toxically male.
These incel losers have a type. Violent, gruff, and toxically male.
January 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Their Punisher t-shirts are still on underneath the tactical vests.
These incel losers have a type. Violent, gruff, and toxically male.
These incel losers have a type. Violent, gruff, and toxically male.
I don't think that bay leaves even live by the bay. They are shrub leaves with a glow-up.
January 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I don't think that bay leaves even live by the bay. They are shrub leaves with a glow-up.
Guess what?
He's going to do it anyway, and any opportunity the US had to end this before it turns into a global power grab is going to be pissed away. Self-neutering.
They don't give a shit about the reality. They will just make up another lie to justify their tyranny.
He's going to do it anyway, and any opportunity the US had to end this before it turns into a global power grab is going to be pissed away. Self-neutering.
They don't give a shit about the reality. They will just make up another lie to justify their tyranny.
January 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Guess what?
He's going to do it anyway, and any opportunity the US had to end this before it turns into a global power grab is going to be pissed away. Self-neutering.
They don't give a shit about the reality. They will just make up another lie to justify their tyranny.
He's going to do it anyway, and any opportunity the US had to end this before it turns into a global power grab is going to be pissed away. Self-neutering.
They don't give a shit about the reality. They will just make up another lie to justify their tyranny.