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The Aspiring Malhuret
@ivanaraque.bsky.social
I’d love to get rid of profanity; yes I’d —
Just remember I want Hegseth and Bondi there first.
(Gracias, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!)
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Why is the @nytimes.com DISCREDITING the Epstein files?
#NYTimesSucks
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Trump administration is MURDERING people for the clicks. Denounce it, speak up, we're better than that, due process is due for all human beings. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
(Thanks, @claybennett.bsky.social)
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Suerte pa' este país, el presidente es un corrupto de mierda convicto de 34 delitos mayores (gracias, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!)
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Bark, bark, bark...
(Thanks for another amazing work, Jeff Danziger)
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What's going on at Cyanide & Happiness? Naughty List, Epstein files, you know...

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November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There's no such thing as a "Trump Era" so fuck you, @nytimes.com, and Happy Zohran Day to all New Yorkers, now let's do this. #NYTimesSucks
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Nice of you to say it, @jensorensen.bsky.social, but why one year later, we may be inching closer by the minute. :/
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Oh well, he also aced Donning and then the Kruger oral test …
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION, wtf are we paying this government for?
(Thanks, @claybennett.bsky.social)
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
That and Netanyahu is a War Criminal.
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Nailed it, carajo!!!! (Gracias, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social, feliz Día de los pueblos indígenas de la América Grande) ☀️
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Next, we'll have no country. Way to go, MAGA.
(Thanks, @claybennett.bsky.social)
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Here's to Stephan Pastis for this very inspiring #PearlsBeforeSwine. Good morning, @bsky.app.
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Did anyone say
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
(Thanks, @andertoon.bsky.social)
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Time is ripe for revolution, even a peaceful one, but @mluckovich.bsky.social is right.
(Where's the National Razor when you need it).
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September 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Lovely" (not) 🤦‍♂️
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Chico, lo que hay que aguantar, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social (gracias!) :)
September 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So, in honor of Karen Attiah (learn her name), here's what that guy said.
#SayTheTruth
September 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I just got called by a spammer in FOUR consecutive phone calls. I didn’t pick up, they just left a voicemail and dialed back. Don’t let this shit happen to you.
September 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Feeling a bit insecure?
(Thanks, @rubenbolling.bsky.social!)
September 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's been an amazing trip, #RickDavies, Thank you for the Music, Godspeed.
#Supertramp
September 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Channeling the #RollingStones (grande, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!)
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This week’s FBI Newsletter forgot to mention about our amazingly courageous president informant and his tireless war against Epstein and the Democratic Hoaxers…
September 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM