today at 16:41 - listening to a Canadian sports commentator repeat the term "screamin' seaman" an uncomfortable number of times
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
today at 16:41 - listening to a Canadian sports commentator repeat the term "screamin' seaman" an uncomfortable number of times
today at 01:32 - unironically wearing green sweatpants
February 5, 2026 at 7:35 AM
today at 01:32 - unironically wearing green sweatpants
today at 16:53 - paying for the privilege of eating sand
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
today at 16:53 - paying for the privilege of eating sand
today at 14:52 - watching a dumbass get lost even though he has GPS
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
today at 14:52 - watching a dumbass get lost even though he has GPS
today at 14:44 - listening to a woman freak upon realizing that she accidentally booked the wrong dates for her hotel
January 31, 2026 at 9:44 PM
today at 14:44 - listening to a woman freak upon realizing that she accidentally booked the wrong dates for her hotel
today at 14:42 - watching someone angrily throw a partial sandwich in the trash after accidentally dropping it on the floor
January 31, 2026 at 9:18 PM
today at 14:42 - watching someone angrily throw a partial sandwich in the trash after accidentally dropping it on the floor
today at 21:21 - walking through a zen garden while listening to a podcast episode about a commercial hovercraft disaster
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
today at 21:21 - walking through a zen garden while listening to a podcast episode about a commercial hovercraft disaster
today at 18:01 - telling a five year-old that his shirt says "beast mode" in Japanese
January 31, 2026 at 9:33 AM
today at 18:01 - telling a five year-old that his shirt says "beast mode" in Japanese
today at 17:21 - fighting Chinese people for salad
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 AM
today at 17:21 - fighting Chinese people for salad
today at 12:40 - cautiously backing out of one of the most poorly designed parking spots I've ever encountered
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 AM
today at 12:40 - cautiously backing out of one of the most poorly designed parking spots I've ever encountered
today at 10:35 - vacuuming concrete
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 AM
today at 10:35 - vacuuming concrete
today at 18:49 - talking about different kinds of whistles with a very tall person
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 AM
today at 18:49 - talking about different kinds of whistles with a very tall person
today at 16:57 - realizing that "small" sometimes means "mountainous"
January 31, 2026 at 9:00 AM
today at 16:57 - realizing that "small" sometimes means "mountainous"
today at 11:58 - looking into the eyes of a grumpy monk seal
January 31, 2026 at 8:53 AM
today at 11:58 - looking into the eyes of a grumpy monk seal
today at 19:05 - lusting after a tiny red truck
January 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
today at 19:05 - lusting after a tiny red truck
today at 15:22 - gasping as a tiny Korean slips and falls into a lake
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
today at 15:22 - gasping as a tiny Korean slips and falls into a lake
today at 12:28 - telling a man in a car that I see baby chickens
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
today at 12:28 - telling a man in a car that I see baby chickens
today at 17:32 - standing very still as children scream at each other
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
today at 17:32 - standing very still as children scream at each other
today at 13:11 - freeing a slice of pineapple from its fizzy prison
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 PM
today at 13:11 - freeing a slice of pineapple from its fizzy prison
today at 11:40 - failing to outsmart a chicken
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
today at 11:40 - failing to outsmart a chicken
today at 14:40 - looking incredulously at a tiny novelty license plate that says "ISHIZUKA" on it
January 27, 2026 at 8:26 PM
today at 14:40 - looking incredulously at a tiny novelty license plate that says "ISHIZUKA" on it
today at 10:22 - getting rice for my watch
January 27, 2026 at 8:14 PM
today at 10:22 - getting rice for my watch
today at 16:02 - being mesmerized by a futuristic washing machine
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
today at 16:02 - being mesmerized by a futuristic washing machine
today at 13:17 - eating a hand-shaped pancake
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
today at 13:17 - eating a hand-shaped pancake
today at 11:05 - cursing as a distant boat anchors in the wrong place
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
today at 11:05 - cursing as a distant boat anchors in the wrong place