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Ivan Slavulj
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I have come here to chew bubblegum 🍬 and post nonsense 🤪... and I'm all out of bubblegum 😎.

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Just overheard my #nephew 👦🏿 trying to convince his sister that #broccoli 🥦 gives you super powers. She's currently inspecting hers for signs of #flight ✈️. Wish me #luck 🍀!

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October 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Ovo je #Luka, naš mladi olimpijac koji je osvojio #zlato 🥇 na Međunarodnoj matematičkoj olimpijadi. Luka je napustio Srbiju 🇷🇸 jer otac Saša nije mogao da priušti ni sendvičem 🥪 da ga hrani 😢.

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October 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Ovog puta ugazili su u svoje sranje 💩
U strahu je, pa zato i šalje sve to naoružanje 👮
Krvare nam glave 🤕 i na ulici je klanje
Al' nas ima više 💪, a vas ima manje

#VČĆPDR
September 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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When a journalist asked Nikola #Jokić 🃏 about being booed by #Heat 🔥 fans in Miami, he calmly replied: "I played in #Serbia 🇷🇸, brother. I wish you guys could feel that."

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September 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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#Wedding 💍 is like traffic 🚦 - slow 🐌, stressful 😫, but at least you're not alone in the car 🚗.

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August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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FOLLOW TRAIN 🚂

If you want to gain new followers do this 4 steps:
1. Reply to the post with 💙.
2. Follow people who have already replied and like their post.
3. Share the post.
4. Follow back people who followed you.

#FollowTrain 🚉
#FollowForFollow 🔄
#FollowBack 🔙
#FollowMe 👣
#Follow4Follow 🔛
August 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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The #hippos 🦛 look so #lazy 🥱, but I know they're just plotting. I can feel it 🤫.

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August 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Happy #anniversary 💍 to my wife 💖! Honoring the #Kenyan tradition of the "Great Goat Escape" where you have to find and bring back the #goat 🐐 that ran away 🏃 with all your #wedding gifts 🎁. So far I've only found the toaster, but I'm not giving up hope 😂!

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August 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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#Jokić the #Joker 🃏, a hoops game breaker 🏀
Turning every court into a highlight-maker 🎬

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August 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Mama Miles, Mama Miles, yeah, she's got those smiles 😄
Making all of our hangouts worth our time and our miles 🚗
Sister-in-law, that's the title, it's a hundred percent true 💯
For the family's main star, what more could we ask from you 😎

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August 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Pišam u lavabo jer nigde nema šolje 🚽
Šlic put gore, sad je mnogo bolje 👍
Šank je za ovo doba dana stvoren 🍺
Skank je razlog zašto sam usporen 😵

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August 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Ne praštamo nikomе ko zlo ti učini 👊
S tobom uvek ostali smo mi 🏁
Kroz sve teškе godine ⚽
Vera nam ne umire 💪
Vraćaju se dani pobede 🏆

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August 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Rise against Ruto's #AlcoholProhibition ✊🏿! #Freedom ✌🏿 to the people, freedom to the #beer 🍺!

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August 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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The #BestMan 👨 is living proof that the #groom 🤵 has at least one friend who's willing to publicly #lie 🎤 for him.

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August 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Popio sam vodke, popio sam piva 🍺,
zalio sa viljamovkom na redu je #šljiva 🥃.
Ciknula mi lobanja 🤯 iz nje se alkohol izliva,
a što ćeš kad sam #alkos 🥴 i često tako biva.

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August 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Država, vlada = sendvič institucija 🥪
Brnaba, Ćaci, #Vučić = prostitucija 🔞

State, government = sandwich institution 🥪
Brnaba, Caci, #Vucic = prostitution 🔞

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August 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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#Ernesto ⚔️, vrati se
Ne čekaj snegove
Kada se začuje truba 🎺
Biće gotovo sve ✊
#Srbi 🇷🇸 na ulice

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August 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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#Demokratija ⚖️ u Srbiji je kao #košarka 🏀 u Keniji... nešto tu fali 🤔.

#Democracy 🗳️ in Serbia is like #basketball ⛹️ in Kenya... something is missing 😕.

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July 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Nema pravog zbogom, jer tvoj duh i dalje ispunjava naše živote ljubavlju.
July 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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My #wife 👩🏿‍🦱 and I 🧔🏻 always #compromise 🤝. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me 👌.

Moja #žena 👩🏿‍🦱 i ja 🧔🏻 uvek nađemo #kompromis 🤝. Ja priznam da nisam u pravu, a ona se složi sa mnom 👌.

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June 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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#Baby 👧🏿 bear, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby #bear 🧸, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby bear❗

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June 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Pusti #priče 💬, lekcije, dnevna doza, injekcije
#Jutro 🌅 bez presije vodi dan do perfekcije
Što danas mogu to cu śutra viđet' 🥱
Nisam bez veze #đed 👴, ne ide mi se niđe

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June 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Žvalavog 🤤 čeka #betonjerka 👮❗
#Slammer 🚓 is waiting for Drooler 🤤❕

#VČĆPDR 🍌🍑

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May 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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#Subscribe 🔔 to my YouTube channel ▶️ www.youtube.com/@ivanslavulj. If you don't your #bread 🍞 will go stale.

Zapratite 👆 moj #YouTube kanal ▶️ www.youtube.com/@ivanslavulj. Ako ne zapratite ubuđaće Vam se lebac 🥖.

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May 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Bio jednom jedan #lav 🦁
Poznatiji kao #Hulja 💩
Glup i ružan 👹 kao bulja 🍑
Besan 😡 i lud 🤪 kao struja ⚡
Voleo je on da mulja 💰
Klicala je njemu rulja 🙋
Kakav Hulja❓
Strašan Hulja❗

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May 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM