PNWfunster
@ivarmectin.bsky.social
Urban, Jewish hippie with an MBA. Long-time husband and proud dad. Dog lover. Public speaker, speechwriter, weed enjoyer, vegan. Lover of love.
This is what was in my fortune cookie on Saturday night!
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 AM
This is what was in my fortune cookie on Saturday night!
You say that like it's a problem.
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
You say that like it's a problem.
I nominate Julia Louis-Dreyfus to play Tulsi on SNL.
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I nominate Julia Louis-Dreyfus to play Tulsi on SNL.
"Interplaying with the film"? Like we used to with The Rocky Horror Picture Show? What would YOU throw or yell at the screen if you were seeing "Melania"?
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
"Interplaying with the film"? Like we used to with The Rocky Horror Picture Show? What would YOU throw or yell at the screen if you were seeing "Melania"?
34. Like the number of guilty verdicts against the Felon in Chief.
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
34. Like the number of guilty verdicts against the Felon in Chief.
This pupper needs to come with a trigger warning. As I scrolled while eating lunch I choked on my fried rice. Good pup.
January 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This pupper needs to come with a trigger warning. As I scrolled while eating lunch I choked on my fried rice. Good pup.
I suggested to friends that we sign Marshawn to a one game contract and put him in on short-and-goal.
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I suggested to friends that we sign Marshawn to a one game contract and put him in on short-and-goal.
I'm driving later, to the home of friends for the NFC game, and am timing my edible to hit about 15 minutes after I get there. Also taking flower and my pipe. Go Hawks!
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'm driving later, to the home of friends for the NFC game, and am timing my edible to hit about 15 minutes after I get there. Also taking flower and my pipe. Go Hawks!
Washington state resident here. Ready to become a Canadian province. We'll call ourselves Cascadia. Anybody with me?
January 23, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Washington state resident here. Ready to become a Canadian province. We'll call ourselves Cascadia. Anybody with me?
I know where I'd like to put that flagpole.
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I know where I'd like to put that flagpole.
I'll be there with you in the streets of Seattle.
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'll be there with you in the streets of Seattle.
He is a stupid, stupid man.
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
He is a stupid, stupid man.
Is that a Bible or a vibrator box?
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Is that a Bible or a vibrator box?
I love the mittens on the lady on the left
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I love the mittens on the lady on the left
What a smug, smarmy, sanctimonious asshat.
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
What a smug, smarmy, sanctimonious asshat.
There's an ice cream shop just out my gate and down the alley. I can smell them making cones from my backyard. I ain't moving.
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
There's an ice cream shop just out my gate and down the alley. I can smell them making cones from my backyard. I ain't moving.
I need a ruling. "beeg stwetch" counts, right?
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I need a ruling. "beeg stwetch" counts, right?
Jesus. It's one thing to know it. It's another to hear it said out loud by this guy.
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Jesus. It's one thing to know it. It's another to hear it said out loud by this guy.
I'm not closing the door on 2025 just yet
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm not closing the door on 2025 just yet