Bear Head
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They should give the Nobel Peace Prize to whoever invented the "mute" button on Zoom calls.
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
They should give the Nobel Peace Prize to whoever invented the "mute" button on Zoom calls.
When the doctor's appointment reminder text tells you to arrive 5 minutes early.
May 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
When the doctor's appointment reminder text tells you to arrive 5 minutes early.
You know it's a damn good taco when your nose starts running.
May 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You know it's a damn good taco when your nose starts running.
If I had a meeting with J.D Vance, I'd pray for death too.
April 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If I had a meeting with J.D Vance, I'd pray for death too.
Just bought a pair of Dickies and they're quite stiff. I know there's a joke there somewhere.
March 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Just bought a pair of Dickies and they're quite stiff. I know there's a joke there somewhere.
People on Reddit be like - "I just got a tattoo. Is it healing properly?"
March 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
People on Reddit be like - "I just got a tattoo. Is it healing properly?"
Elon Musk: He's got the dollars, but clearly not the sense.
February 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Elon Musk: He's got the dollars, but clearly not the sense.
It's so hot, my ice cream just filed for witness protection.
February 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It's so hot, my ice cream just filed for witness protection.
Hey Lushsux, I fixed it for you.
January 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hey Lushsux, I fixed it for you.
The only appropriate response to "Hot enough for ya?" is "Shut the fuck up."
January 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The only appropriate response to "Hot enough for ya?" is "Shut the fuck up."
A gentle breeze feels so much more poetic when you're smug.
January 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A gentle breeze feels so much more poetic when you're smug.
Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Merry Christmas!
This will never not be funny.
Just Leave!
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December 22, 2024 at 8:12 AM
This will never not be funny.
I hate wrapping Christmas presents. The paper always ends up looking like I fought a mime.
December 19, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I hate wrapping Christmas presents. The paper always ends up looking like I fought a mime.
I really want a donut but it's 40 fucking degrees (104F) right now. You win this round, weather.
December 5, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I really want a donut but it's 40 fucking degrees (104F) right now. You win this round, weather.
Venus looking like bacteria.
December 3, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Venus looking like bacteria.
www.drive.com.au/news/rolls-r... Can a guy in a bear suit commit insurance fraud? I'm sure I saw this on Letterman. 🤔
Rolls-Royce attacked by man in bear costume in insurance scam
An insurance investigation has found attacks on three luxury cars were made by a man dressed as a bear.
www.drive.com.au
December 2, 2024 at 10:43 PM
www.drive.com.au/news/rolls-r... Can a guy in a bear suit commit insurance fraud? I'm sure I saw this on Letterman. 🤔
Welcome back home, buddy.🥹
November 28, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Welcome back home, buddy.🥹
Three words I never want to see: recommended serving size.
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Three words I never want to see: recommended serving size.
R.I.P Tyson. Sweet dreams. 🩵
November 17, 2024 at 6:56 AM
R.I.P Tyson. Sweet dreams. 🩵
There has to be an easier way to link all your Twitter followers on here.
a close up of a man 's face with a sad look on his face
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a sad look on his face
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
There has to be an easier way to link all your Twitter followers on here.
This isn't Threads, right?
November 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
This isn't Threads, right?