Rob, The Protector
@iwillrobyou.bsky.social
Cat dad 🐕 I have a gf too. Locally known crazy guy
“Actually, the worst thing she does is add to the global pollution through constant private jet usage👆🤓”
Shut up and I hope you get hit with a watermelon
Shut up and I hope you get hit with a watermelon
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Actually, the worst thing she does is add to the global pollution through constant private jet usage👆🤓”
Shut up and I hope you get hit with a watermelon
Shut up and I hope you get hit with a watermelon
Taylor swift’s worst crime is making too many versions of the same albums. Most billionaires are actively recreating the worst part of a novel known as “The Suffering Machine”.
There are levels to this shit
There are levels to this shit
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Taylor swift’s worst crime is making too many versions of the same albums. Most billionaires are actively recreating the worst part of a novel known as “The Suffering Machine”.
There are levels to this shit
There are levels to this shit
Are we sure that this Epstein fellow was perhaps some sort of SCP, that corrupts files?
December 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Are we sure that this Epstein fellow was perhaps some sort of SCP, that corrupts files?
When I was a child, we had a coughing section in Shoney’s and everybody loved it
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When I was a child, we had a coughing section in Shoney’s and everybody loved it
Yeah but I can just get that from Grok
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yeah but I can just get that from Grok
They aren’t even wearing safety gear, fucking idiots!!
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
They aren’t even wearing safety gear, fucking idiots!!
We need to encourage bullying but only towards these people
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We need to encourage bullying but only towards these people
Do you actually expect them to learn that shit? Malarkey
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Do you actually expect them to learn that shit? Malarkey
Trump and gentle having a chat
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trump and gentle having a chat
Game recognize game
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Game recognize game
It’s real because I want to believe it
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s real because I want to believe it
*sinister tone* hello
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
*sinister tone* hello
Well you’re forgetting the ~36% of Americans who firmly believe in higher prices, so they are loving this admin
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Well you’re forgetting the ~36% of Americans who firmly believe in higher prices, so they are loving this admin
But you are afraid to talk about this, mister “muckraker”
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
But you are afraid to talk about this, mister “muckraker”
You’ve clearly never tried to close a burrito (or possibly a wrap), and you can’t get it to close, so now you keep trying to press it down but it’s starting to tear so now there is food everywhere and the store is just far enough away that you don’t want to go buy more
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You’ve clearly never tried to close a burrito (or possibly a wrap), and you can’t get it to close, so now you keep trying to press it down but it’s starting to tear so now there is food everywhere and the store is just far enough away that you don’t want to go buy more
I knew this guy. Practically a father to me
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I knew this guy. Practically a father to me
What will I ever do without the endorsement of Hakeem Jeffries
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What will I ever do without the endorsement of Hakeem Jeffries
Andrew Jackson, right before signing the Indian Removal Act: “y’all wanna see something sigma-pilled?”
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Andrew Jackson, right before signing the Indian Removal Act: “y’all wanna see something sigma-pilled?”
It’s just one of those days
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s just one of those days
Everybody is trying to ask “gotcha questions” but it seems like no one “gotcha back” nowadays
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Everybody is trying to ask “gotcha questions” but it seems like no one “gotcha back” nowadays
OI LADDIE, WE’VE ‘OT TO PRESERVE DA WHITE RACE
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
OI LADDIE, WE’VE ‘OT TO PRESERVE DA WHITE RACE
I bet that we could also change a lot of white supremacist’s minds if we introduced them to a Brit
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I bet that we could also change a lot of white supremacist’s minds if we introduced them to a Brit