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Henn, known robot kisser
@iwriterobots.com
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MtG Essayist, TTRPG Dev
Sci-Fi Writer, Trans person in MTG
New Perspectives 2025
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Yeahg
The text from the "Trade Offer" meme. It reads: I receive: -Treats You receive: i sneaze in youre face (wet)
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Bonus partner's dog
A picture of my partner's dog, Lloyd, laying on my legs. He is white and black, I do not know what kind of dog he is. But he is adorable and he has heterophobia in his eyes: one is blue and one is brown.
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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She will trade chin stratches for free sneezes on your face
A blurry photo of my cat, Stinky Dort, being scratched under the chin. She is brown tortoise shell with a white mouth and pink nose. Yes, she is standing directly on top of my chest.
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Lorwyn Eclipsed story
(Source: trust me)
#Vorthos
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Love these little freaks going on in the art here
A screenshot of the lower portion of Ferrafor's art. Strange, green little tree folk creatures sprout from the ground with bug eyes and cartoonish, large mouths
January 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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They got it out of the tree, too
A fuzzy picture of the inside of a car. A blue umbrella sits on the floor of the car wrapped in a white charging cable of some kind
January 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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Who was your favorite robot from any piece of media in 2025? I'll go first:
A picture of Second Sentinel from Silksong bowing.
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Where is Alniul!!!! They gotta kiss at midnight for new years!!!!!
A screenshot from the MTG JP art showing a chibi Eshki lying down on top of her dog playing board games.
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY!!!! This entire piece has so many cute little entries 😭
A zoomed in screenshot of the art by MyHandsAreBlank depicting Urtet with a Santa hat on, holding a present.
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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THEYRE LITERALLY MARRIED!!!! THANK YOU AETHERDRIFT!!!!
Riptide Gearhulk {1}{W}{W}{U}{U} Artifact Creature — Construct Double strike Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, for each opponent, put up to one target nonland permanent that player controls into its owner’s library third from the top. 2/5 Illustrated by Artur Nakhodkin Oildeep Gearhulk {U}{U}{B}{B} Artifact Creature — Construct Lifelink, ward {1} When this creature enters, look at target player’s hand. You may choose a card from it. If you do, that player discards that card, then draws a card. Oil-actuated inventions raised eyebrows after the Invasion, but no one could argue against the efficacy of the design. 4/4 Illustrated by Artur Nakhodkin
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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P1P1 anyone? 🤔
A picture of four magic the gathering booster packs. Left to right they are Khans of Tarkir (in Russian), Hour of Devastation (in French), Shadows Over Innistrad (in Italian), and Theros Beyond Death (in German).
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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🤨
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December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Do with these what you will
#Vorthos
The art of Brigid by Zoltan Boros for Magic the Gathering's Lorwyn Eclipsed. It's been captioned in impact font. The caption reads: "Relax, SHADOWMOOR. It's called LORWYN humor." The art of Brigid by Zoltan Boros for Magic the Gathering's Lorwyn Eclipsed. It's been captioned in impact font. The caption reads: "Offended, LORWYN? It's called SHADOWMOOR humor."
December 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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This makes me so, so happy.
Screenshot of a paragraph from the first episode of Lorwyn Eclipsed's story by Seanan McGuire. It reads: I'm not on a Witherbloom study track, signed a brown-feathered owlin. Her words were broadcast telepathically by her hearing aid only a beat later, echoing in the minds around her. I'm only taking Introduction to Magibotanical Environments because it's a prerequisite for Advanced Floral Invocations. I don't understand why I'm here.
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Very normal about this card
The card "Vampire's Kiss" from Magic the Gathering. The art depicts a person with their neck exposed, a red lipstick mark left along their neck that is bleeding from two pin holes on their side. A vampire grins behind them. Oh and i guess the card does some stuff too, makes a blood token, drains for 2 life. Look, the art's the focus here okay. Be normal.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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How your email finds me
Concept art for a Lorwyn changeling in the shape of a blue tree with large yellow eyes. The art is by Jehan Choo (who is super talented)
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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The art of "Myr Scrapling" by Svetlin Velinov. Its been edited to have a speech bubble pointed downward, as if the post being quoted is being said by the myr.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Welp
A screenshot from Penguin Random House publishing's website, confirming that Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos has been delayed to April 7th publication.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Untold Stories Elspeth #2 was delayed until Dec 10th
A screenshot from the Dark Horse comics website, displaying information for MTG Untold Stories Elspeth #2: Publication date: Dec. 10, 2025 Format: FC, 32 pages; Miniseries Price: $4.99 Age range: 14+ UPC: 76156801399300211
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Did not mean to cause a panic, lamenting Elspeth comics and now this:
A screenshot of an order for Seanan McGuire's "Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos" with a note reading: "Unfortunately the publisher has changed the release date for your item(s), and we now expect your order to ship by 04/07/2026"
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Vorthoses watching all of the Magic story content from late this year get delayed...
#Vorthos
Picture of Ben Affleck smoking dejectedly
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Before the release of the Avatar sets, there was a single Magic card whose name contained "Yoshi".
Now there are 13!
Yoshimaru, Ever Faithful {W} Legendary Creature — Dog Whenever another legendary permanent you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Yoshimaru. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) Day after day he sat there, knowing that the Wanderer would soon be back for him. 1/1 Illustrated by Ilse Gort
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Got my copy of @sarenstone.com's
Follow Me Down!!! So excited, Saren was incredibly accommodating to me after I accidentally backed the campaign without rewards somehow! 😅

Incredible work, so much robotic goodness.
A picture of Saren Stone's art book, "Follow Me Down" propped up by a plush myr from Magic the Gathering.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Hmmm... 🤔
Maralen of the Mornsong {1}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Elf Wizard Players can’t draw cards. At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player loses 3 life, searches their library for a card, puts it into their hand, then shuffles. Maralen sent Veesa, Endry, and Iliona—the Vendilion clique—on the gravest of tasks. 2/3 Illustrated by Mark Zug Vendilion Clique {1}{U}{U} Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard Flash Flying When Vendilion Clique enters, look at target player’s hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card. 3/1 Illustrated by Michael Sutfin Sapling of Colfenor {3}{B/G}{B/G} Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman Indestructible Whenever Sapling of Colfenor attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it’s a creature card, you gain life equal to that card’s toughness, lose life equal to its power, then put it into your hand. Her plans may yet bear fruit. 2/5 Illustrated by John Avon Ashling, Flame Dancer {2}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — Elemental Shaman You don’t lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, discard a card, then draw a card. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, Ashling deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If it’s the third time, add {R}{R}{R}{R}. 4/4 Illustrated by Michal Ivan
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM