At that moment, the curtain rose on a parenthetical, domestic drama which required the immediate and complete attention of Monsieur Jean, but, frankly, did not hold mine for long.

I have seen this movie so many times, and I love telling people, “I know and admire your wonderful work,” just as much as cutting off my own rambling with, “—oh fuck it.”

We all understand why Elon’s company picked someone who did a photo shoot to promote Cybertuck sales though, right?

Surely you can think of something.

You’re right to be suspicious.

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. More people need to know what I’m quoting when I say “Bammon and Turgasso,” or “That’s almost exactly what I said NOT to do!” or “Sometimes I think you do TO MUCH science.”

1) I didn’t know you had an Etsy shop, and 2) KEYCAPYBARA ARE YOU KIDDING ME 😍😍😍

I once saw someone ask for photos of people's desks without tidying up at all. I was too scared to add mine, and I think about that a lot 😅