NOTDanAvidan
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mostly sillyposting and sometimes hornyposting (sorry dad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
mostly sillyposting and sometimes hornyposting (sorry dad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
i find it fascinating that the minute Frosty the snowman gained consciousness he instinctively, with presumably no prior knowledge of anything; wished himself a happy birthday.
holy crap I'm typing this at like four in the morning what happened?
holy crap I'm typing this at like four in the morning what happened?
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i find it fascinating that the minute Frosty the snowman gained consciousness he instinctively, with presumably no prior knowledge of anything; wished himself a happy birthday.
holy crap I'm typing this at like four in the morning what happened?
holy crap I'm typing this at like four in the morning what happened?
my dad was driving me home from work a few days ago and "highway to the danger zone" was playing as i was watching this on my phone. unironically made it ten times cooler.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E54...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E54...
W1-Castle but Larry wants to kill you at all costs
YouTube video by Mr. MD3
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
my dad was driving me home from work a few days ago and "highway to the danger zone" was playing as i was watching this on my phone. unironically made it ten times cooler.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E54...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E54...
Reposted by NOTDanAvidan
Why are you trembling?
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Why are you trembling?
this change in PFP was brought to you by the ten-minute power hour. that and I read a bunch of my own posts in a Dan Avidan voice while me and my discord buddies all got high as hell and it was the funniest thing ever at the time.
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
this change in PFP was brought to you by the ten-minute power hour. that and I read a bunch of my own posts in a Dan Avidan voice while me and my discord buddies all got high as hell and it was the funniest thing ever at the time.
"if you see this bug. kill it."
"if you see this bug, don't kill it."
HEY YOUTUBE, BUG FREAK ME THE HELL OUT. STOP SHOWING ME GOD DAMN BUGS.
"if you see this bug, don't kill it."
HEY YOUTUBE, BUG FREAK ME THE HELL OUT. STOP SHOWING ME GOD DAMN BUGS.
September 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"if you see this bug. kill it."
"if you see this bug, don't kill it."
HEY YOUTUBE, BUG FREAK ME THE HELL OUT. STOP SHOWING ME GOD DAMN BUGS.
"if you see this bug, don't kill it."
HEY YOUTUBE, BUG FREAK ME THE HELL OUT. STOP SHOWING ME GOD DAMN BUGS.
i had a really funny idea for a comedic escape room type thing where you're in an alien spaceship and they're running tests on you wanting you to do things that humans can't do (i.e swim through lava or something) and you have to find some other way around all the objectives.
September 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i had a really funny idea for a comedic escape room type thing where you're in an alien spaceship and they're running tests on you wanting you to do things that humans can't do (i.e swim through lava or something) and you have to find some other way around all the objectives.
these three jokers would get into an argument over what you eat with cottage cheese. Poppy would put fruit in hers, Grumpy most likely just eats his with salt and pepper and Void would eat his with M&Ms (shoutout Dan Avidan) and get pissed when everyone else thinks he's a weirdo.
July 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
these three jokers would get into an argument over what you eat with cottage cheese. Poppy would put fruit in hers, Grumpy most likely just eats his with salt and pepper and Void would eat his with M&Ms (shoutout Dan Avidan) and get pissed when everyone else thinks he's a weirdo.
I got another one.
you know those things people have in their showers where a towel rack or something is supposed to go?
yeah, whoever has those things needs compensation money because those things will accelerate the development of your gamer dent TENFOLD.
you know those things people have in their showers where a towel rack or something is supposed to go?
yeah, whoever has those things needs compensation money because those things will accelerate the development of your gamer dent TENFOLD.
July 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I got another one.
you know those things people have in their showers where a towel rack or something is supposed to go?
yeah, whoever has those things needs compensation money because those things will accelerate the development of your gamer dent TENFOLD.
you know those things people have in their showers where a towel rack or something is supposed to go?
yeah, whoever has those things needs compensation money because those things will accelerate the development of your gamer dent TENFOLD.
haven't posted here in such a long while because life is being life but in my personal and professional opinion, we need to make it legal to set the lawn on fire to get rid of grass instead of going back and forth for hours at a time with a machine the size of an American bulldog.
June 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
haven't posted here in such a long while because life is being life but in my personal and professional opinion, we need to make it legal to set the lawn on fire to get rid of grass instead of going back and forth for hours at a time with a machine the size of an American bulldog.
I feel like we need to normalize drinking molten plastic.
it's environmentally friendly, we already have microplastics in our food and after a while you sort of just stop worrying about it despite the fact that at some point you start to lose hearing in your left ear.
it's environmentally friendly, we already have microplastics in our food and after a while you sort of just stop worrying about it despite the fact that at some point you start to lose hearing in your left ear.
April 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I feel like we need to normalize drinking molten plastic.
it's environmentally friendly, we already have microplastics in our food and after a while you sort of just stop worrying about it despite the fact that at some point you start to lose hearing in your left ear.
it's environmentally friendly, we already have microplastics in our food and after a while you sort of just stop worrying about it despite the fact that at some point you start to lose hearing in your left ear.
I'm gonna be for real for a minute.
why do we have to write some news articles like creepypastas?
like look at this. come on now, if this was a YouTube video the first thing you would hear is "A Deep Voice" by Myuu.
why do we have to write some news articles like creepypastas?
like look at this. come on now, if this was a YouTube video the first thing you would hear is "A Deep Voice" by Myuu.
March 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm gonna be for real for a minute.
why do we have to write some news articles like creepypastas?
like look at this. come on now, if this was a YouTube video the first thing you would hear is "A Deep Voice" by Myuu.
why do we have to write some news articles like creepypastas?
like look at this. come on now, if this was a YouTube video the first thing you would hear is "A Deep Voice" by Myuu.
does it ever freak you out that your hands have so many details that you always kinda just overlook?
like look at your hands right now. look at all the little creases and dots you have on that thing.
do you think you can count them all? I tried but I got bored and gave up after fifty.
like look at your hands right now. look at all the little creases and dots you have on that thing.
do you think you can count them all? I tried but I got bored and gave up after fifty.
March 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
does it ever freak you out that your hands have so many details that you always kinda just overlook?
like look at your hands right now. look at all the little creases and dots you have on that thing.
do you think you can count them all? I tried but I got bored and gave up after fifty.
like look at your hands right now. look at all the little creases and dots you have on that thing.
do you think you can count them all? I tried but I got bored and gave up after fifty.
I swear every time I see this thing I start giggling like a crazy person. I think there might genuinely be something wrong with my psyche.
March 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I swear every time I see this thing I start giggling like a crazy person. I think there might genuinely be something wrong with my psyche.
shout out to all the people eating a sandwich as messily as possible on a couch in their basement on Valentine's Day.💜💜human connection is kinda overrated anyways.
February 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
shout out to all the people eating a sandwich as messily as possible on a couch in their basement on Valentine's Day.💜💜human connection is kinda overrated anyways.
why do I feel like she would listen to clowncore?
February 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
why do I feel like she would listen to clowncore?
do tall people ever just stand up and forget how tall they are?
cause I just did that like five seconds ago and let me tell you it was a TRIP.
cause I just did that like five seconds ago and let me tell you it was a TRIP.
January 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
do tall people ever just stand up and forget how tall they are?
cause I just did that like five seconds ago and let me tell you it was a TRIP.
cause I just did that like five seconds ago and let me tell you it was a TRIP.
dude I threw a snowball at a cop and then I ran away, I felt so awesome dude.
January 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
dude I threw a snowball at a cop and then I ran away, I felt so awesome dude.
Happy birthday to Jesus. 🎄🎂🥳🥂
December 25, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Happy birthday to Jesus. 🎄🎂🥳🥂
I feel like I wanna start a vlog channel of me and maybe a few friends just exploring shopping centers. I could name is "100-dollar adventures".
Financially it would ruin me but at the same time it would be really fun.
Financially it would ruin me but at the same time it would be really fun.
December 16, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I feel like I wanna start a vlog channel of me and maybe a few friends just exploring shopping centers. I could name is "100-dollar adventures".
Financially it would ruin me but at the same time it would be really fun.
Financially it would ruin me but at the same time it would be really fun.
I actually somewhat forgot people can see the things I like on here (I somewhat did not use social media at all tbh previous to BlueSky and Discord + I be kinda dumb) and I was a bit freaked out but then I remembered like... y'all don't know me irl so I can do whatever, I think. (within reason)
December 7, 2024 at 2:44 AM
I actually somewhat forgot people can see the things I like on here (I somewhat did not use social media at all tbh previous to BlueSky and Discord + I be kinda dumb) and I was a bit freaked out but then I remembered like... y'all don't know me irl so I can do whatever, I think. (within reason)
honestly...
if you don't just stay awake until like 3AM making fart noises in a discord call with your buds idk what to tell you.
if you don't just stay awake until like 3AM making fart noises in a discord call with your buds idk what to tell you.
December 2, 2024 at 2:21 AM
honestly...
if you don't just stay awake until like 3AM making fart noises in a discord call with your buds idk what to tell you.
if you don't just stay awake until like 3AM making fart noises in a discord call with your buds idk what to tell you.
Beans, Rice, Jesus Christ and Byron.
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Beans, Rice, Jesus Christ and Byron.