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Izzy Muerte
@izzys.casa
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Occult Programmer and Code Bruja. void* made manifest. "That CMake Expert"
Opinions are my own. 💥🏴💥

Find my webzone at https://izzys.casa
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izzys.casa
So like do you lie because you have a fetish for being yelled at or is it something else altogether?
A screenshot showing that the first JSON message was sent in April of 2001. A screenshot showing that bitwig's initial release was in March of 2014 A screenshot showing the first commit for DAWProject was performed in June of 2020. A screenshot of the decent sampler website showing version 1.0.11 was released around June 2021
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
izzys.casa
btw in case you were wondering how easy it is to get it to work on Windows.

I didn't have to install anything. Swift just ships a module to access the Windows SDK :)
Image of 2 lines of code in a text editor. The first line imports the Windows SDK. The second line creates a message box, which is also shown below the code. The message box reads "lol, lmao" for the title. The 'message' in the box reads "sickos dot jaypeg". There are two buttons that say "ok" and "help".
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
izzys.casa
(I have to make it an MP4 to upload, so I'll just keep using Gary)
A friend was showing me his favorite brand of synthesizer today by video. I also wanted to test run two patches I designed, so this exists now.
October 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
izzys.casa
I feel like I'm starting to get the hang of reese bass sound design. Drums taken from a noisia splice pack. Reese is a custom patch I made for the UAD Opal Synthesizer, which I find charming for it's "on sale" price at about 30 dollars. (Trying to stay out of serum to make sure I know the basics)
September 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
izzys.casa
Wrote my first Max for Live device the other night and then cleaned it up tonight. It's a wrapper device around @unplug.red's Pisstortion unplugin, which is quickly overtaking Magic Carpet as my favorite unplugin. You should go grab these plugins btw at vst.unplug.red 😌
screenshot of the inner workings of a Max for Live device. There are patch chords and boxes, and OH MY GOD THERE'S JAVASCRIPT. RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
September 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
izzys.casa
I'm going to have a fucking stroke.

Gay of Lesbian
Screenshot of a multiple choice question regarding Sexual Orientation. It says "Straight", "Gay of Lesbian", "Bisexual", "Transgender, Transsexual, or gender non-conforming"
August 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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August 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
izzys.casa
There's something so absolutely hilarious to me about someone making Aphex Twin's logo near Valve's HQ on wplace and someone then writing "HL4?"
Pixelized versions of the Aphex Twin logo with an arrow pointing to it, a pixel heart and then the text "HL4?" next to it.
August 12, 2025 at 8:07 AM
izzys.casa
making the sickos face when I see a small block on my scrollbar
July 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
izzys.casa
I didn't even post the compiler error this message produces. This is so cool.
June 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
izzys.casa
What do you mean Swift's Testing framework is JUST Catch2??

Punching the air right now, this is very nearly the language I always wanted. 😔

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT USE camelCasing 😭
Swift code that reads as follows: import Testing @Test("Test EMail Parsing") func emailParse() async throws { let email = try EMail("john.appleseed@apple.com") #require(email.description == "john.applessed@apple.com") #require(throws: (any Error).self) { try EMail("invalid") } }
June 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
izzys.casa
dawg are you high?
June 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
izzys.casa
uh ohhh!! you're gonna have to start explaining faster and louder if you want people to hear you!!!
you are being shoved in the locker it will be very dark in there. maybe you will have time to think. are you truly so afraid of being "left behind" by your witless peers you are willing to claim that the mockery of human suffering is an art form worth engaging in? is this really the stance and point you wish to take? a sale of your own personhood and moral integrity for what? the right to sit on the fence between camps and say you weren't for or against so that when the dust settles you can hop down and tend to the wounded like a technomantic mother teresa?
June 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
izzys.casa
Oh they got sued into oblivion for just lying in their marketing, but also look at the CEO.
May 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
izzys.casa
It's hard to keep track of who I've subjected these images to
Picture of a "gaming" setup. There are 8 ipads being used as monitors for separate EVE Online instances. The desk is a basic IKEA table. There is a single keyboard and mouse. The chair is a basic plastic thing you'd see in a high school, probably. This image gives off an odious and ominous emotion. A side shot of the previous image, showing that each ipad is actually on a gooseneck stand that is fully lengthened out, each stand is screwed to a board of plywood, which is itself attached to more plywood, which is itself attached to the wall. This image is also odious and ominous in nature.
April 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
izzys.casa
Dairy Subsidies (Taken from a discord chat happening about americans buying milk by the gallon where our european friend was flabbergasted)
A discord chat. The text goes 1: Are you guys fucking insane 2: yes 3: yea 4: have you met us? 5: lol yeah 6: blain bloken 7: Dairy subsidies
April 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
izzys.casa
Current status: In a prison of my own creation as I try to clean up all the MASSIVE presets I have because most of them are missing Bank information or have typos in their comments, etc.

My only saving grace is that the metadata offset for these files is in the exact same byte location.
Screenshot of a bunch of hex values in an ImHex view. The data is incomprehensible save for some UTF-16 strings, your attempts to understand it are futile. Your very own mind laid low. Flee now, reader, less ye be promulgated to a life of hell.
April 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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The fact that a reasonably complex spreadsheet is using this little memory on my fucking 10 year old Windows 10 Desktop vs 4GB of RAM in a google sheet instance.

I'm not going to ret vern here but jesus fucking christ people what the fuck are we doing?
March 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
izzys.casa
Man...
A screenshot of a chicken T-posing in front of a series of ruins, taken from a recent video by Zullie The Witch. The image is similar to the famous "horse staring at ocean with the text 'man' above it" meme
March 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
izzys.casa
noticed recently when I go to type :salute: in signal, the first thing I get is the facepunch and I wonder if this is intentional or on purpose given recent events.
Text of a signal chat. I have typed `:salute`, it is recommending "facepunch", "spock-hand" and then "saluting-face" in that order.
March 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
izzys.casa
Watching Kin-Dza-Dza! with some folks right now and this movie is incredible. We're only like 15 minutes in. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin-dza...

This movie fucking rules.
Two men are staring at each other. They have nose rings with bells on them, which has been used for comedic effect in this scene. I cannot say more without spoiling the plot of the film.
March 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
izzys.casa
I'm so cooked...
51 MB / 7.6 GB
March 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
izzys.casa
oh this is going to fucking suck.
Speed: 102 KB/s
March 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
izzys.casa
So true king.

btw, there was a bug. I've fixed it now. I technically need to repeat the choose_expr but...

I don't wanna.
March 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
izzys.casa
Been a minute since I got to do anything cursed in C. Helped a friend using C23 out to make a `string()` macro that can take a string literal or a ptr + len to construct a bounded string struct.

I'm very pleased with myself on this one. godbolt.org/z/b6We3oYoo
C code from this URL https://godbolt.org/z/b6We3oYoo which will allow a screenreader to better read the code aloud.
March 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM