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Corporal_Spectre
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Dog dad, husband, aspiring writer, retired Army NCO… Misfit.
I went to Iraq to oust a dictator and all i got was this lousy dictatorship.
he's an IMF agent and you just blew his cover.
January 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
i used to argue he was a good actor that just took the worst possible roles. now i understand that studios havent realized that only toxic dude-bros go to the box office for an ALLEGED pedo and confirmed creep.
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Happy birthday! ODAT
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
jocks from high school to retired pros are just as desperate for attention as the rest of us. they just go about it in douchier ways once the game is gone.
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
because that's who he really is. the facade he put forth was a competent, principled person. selling out his country and soul for immediate gain is the real marco. he's a putz. always and forever.
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i was obsessed with He-Man until about 6 or 7. i too haven't revisited as an adult the way i have the Joes or Transformers.
that said, i still appreciate the concept and love that mixture of sorcery and science, medieval and technological. the 5yo inside has a knee jerk reaction to see this tho
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 AM
it's a futile exercise to ask him anything because his head is in sand 25% of the time. the other 75% he's lying about his head being in the sand.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
i bought the whole miniseries after the election. it's frightening how accurate it was for being written before trump's first term.
January 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
like they say in the army, "if everything is important, then nothing is important"
January 17, 2026 at 4:05 AM
as a mamma's boy, i have always felt her character development has been lacking. it always seems "father's legacy" or "living up to his expectation". hardly ever anything about his mom's influence.
January 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
i think they was the most heartfelt.
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
🤨
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
porkchop probably had an ulcer from the stress. fake ass cop
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 AM
just like every moment of our waking reality.
January 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM