God told me I can decide who lives and dies I think u guys should watch yourself

pulling up the furry line chart to defend my hyper mobile ears

how do I explain to people that I actually prefer ppl be bigger comma if I think someone is a demon incarnate (a lot of these hoes) I, a 2xl baddie, am allowed to call a demon a hippopotamus, a vacuum, a Damn Diabetic Dodgeball, etc

how the fuck did I get strep that turned to scarlet fever in the year 2025

hope everyone knows having a high tolerance and being 4 months older than all my friend makes me feel like her

everytime I get cigarettes a switch of my pronunciation of Marlboro and I've never been called on it