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Zev Levi
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Trying to be a good NPC.
A good day at work is when…

Wizard: … answers are reached.

Bard: … experiences are explored.

Artificer: … there are less things to fix than there were previously.

Sorcerer: … I have more stuff than I did previously.

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December 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What’s your daily “stop and smell the roses” moment?

Wizard: Searching my own name in JSTOR and seeing the list of results.

Bard: Googling my own name and seeing the list of results.

Rogue: Googling my own name and receiving no results.

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December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Here are some little buddies irl. They think you’re doing great.
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I love a character who plays with the tropes of their build.

Elliot Page in The Umbrella Academy plays a a kind-hearted sorcerer.

Donald Glover in Community plays a bonehead artificer.

Stephanie Beatrice in Brooklyn Nine Nine plays a chaotic paladin.

10/10. No notes.
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December 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Free asynchronous bite-size play: yes please
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December 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
What’s a sick burn in your industry?

Wizard: It’s clear your teachers put a lot of energy into teaching you.

Bard: Congratulations on your award! You’re very smart to have submitted your work in a quiet year.

Sorcerer: It’s so nice that you have a fun little hobby!

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December 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
What makes a good connection?

Bard: Eye contact.

Ranger: Touch.

Sorcerer: Shared dislike of someone else in the office.

Artificer: Solder.

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December 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
What tests your strength?

Bard: Silence.

Wizard: Forgiving.

Barbarian: Arm wrestling.

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December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What isn’t a weapon but is still a weapon?

Bard: Eye contact.

Wizard: Words.

Sorcerer: Silence.

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December 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What’s one light you can shine in the dark?

Bard: Tell someone they’re not alone.

Wizard: Inform a person who is alone that they are alone and recommend them a helpful book.

Sorcerer: Meet someone new. Every new person is a potential employee.

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December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We spend about a third of our lives asleep so…

Bard: Sleep with as many people as possible.

Wizard: Practice lucid dreaming and never stop using your brain!

Sorcerer: Get some caffeine in you and work harder than anyone else.

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December 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
What isn’t magic but is still magic?

Bard: The Devil’s Dance.

Druid: The Devil’s Lettuce.

Rogue: Prada.

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December 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
When is a work project finished?

Bard: Done is better than perfect.

Wizard: Good is the enemy of great.

Sorcerer: Good people (everyone else) are the enemies of great people (me).

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December 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
What warms you up?

Druid: A little something something in my pipe.

Bard: A little something something with a special someone.

Sorcerer: A little ember from an enemy’s burnt down house.

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December 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
What is the art of war?

Bard: A book.

Wizard: Several books.

Rogue: Deception.

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December 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The real evil in ttrpgs: disrespect.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Which element is the most important?

Druid: Carbon.

Sorcerer: Fire.

Rogue: Surprise.

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December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Getting on the wrong bus is…

Bard: … a chance to see more of the world and meet new people.

Wizard: … extra time to read.

Sorcerer: … a waste of time you need to make back.

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December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How do you cooperate with others?

Bard: Accept -> Expand -> Edit

Wizard: Review -> Critique

Sorcerer: Criticise. Bask. Repeat.

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December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What do you do when being #kind is being #chaotic?
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December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Whose side are you on?

Sorcerer: Everyone improves if I play devil’s advocate.

Bard: I’m on the side of the poor, the powerless, the people!

Wizard: Each dispute is unique. I’m not always on anybody’s side.

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November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Does your name shape your personality?

Druid: Your name binds your soul to ancestors and tribes and characteristics.

Sorcerer: Your name binds you to weaknesses you need to protect against.

Rogue: Your name is a mask you can hide behind or trade for another.

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November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What do you need to constantly exercise or face losing?

Bard: Your empathy muscle.

Sorcerer: Your tolerance level for inflicting pain.

Fighter: Abs.

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November 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Heroes and Villains

Sorcerer: Make the idea of you scarier than the real you.

Bard: Be inspired by your idea of someone, not the real person.

Wizard: There is no “real.” There is only your ideas.

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November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Should we sell our privacy for convenience?

Bard: The sale is already done. You can’t un-ring that bell. There’s no use worrying.

Wizard: No. If privacy is taken from us, we must reclaim it.

Sorcerer: I don’t personally have a phone but I’ll keep your data safe.

#dnd #ttrpg #psychology #security
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM