j45m.bsky.social
@j45m.bsky.social
Oh, and I also use Arch, BTW.
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The video cuts where someone is going to help him…. or maybe stop him from trashing the spectators.
September 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
His whole campaign was “Biden is old and senile, but I’m young and strong”, and somehow people bought this clown’s message. It would be a sweet karma if Biden outlived him.
September 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This is really cute, but I’d be anxious about the strength of the glue holding the neck of the guitar in place.
August 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I think the simple answer is there is money doing what they’re doing, I highly doubt they’re doing it out of envy.
August 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I wholeheartedly agree with the message, but it has too much talking head histrionics for me to think about sharing it in my social circle. We complain about corporate infotainment but fall prey too easily for influencer entertainment.
July 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No problem, that’s why they designed habitats undergr- oh
April 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We could know if these images came with prompt history.
April 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
*assembled burger may contain traces of angry food creatures*
April 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
These are not even neonazis. Contrary to regular nazism, this is a money addiction club that will use hate, fear, religion and politics if they can get money from them.
March 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Serious question: if Superman was real, would he have microplastics on his brain too, but his body would be unaffected, or would his immune system purge them?
March 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Even if there were no silk striders, I still think fast travel is way more convenient than public transportation. That is, unless you’ve aggro’ed someone, or are overencumbered.

“Boss, I’ll be tardy today. I can’t fast travel because there are enemies nearby. Yes, again. I live near Nestlé”
February 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"I was vigilant for werewolves, that's how the giant spider got me"
January 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Klingons always have firm boobs, commander! If they somehow become not firm, we shed them and grow our redundant boobs.
January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's immensely more likely that you choke while eating than a small subcutaneous needle damaging your nerves. Tattoos are way more painful, and prophylaxis is not top notch at all shops. I am more scared of them than modern needles.
January 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Medical needles these days are high-quality, hair-thin disposable marvels. You don't know true needle fear if you didn't experience reusable (hence thick and dulled) needles, boiled in the home stove along with the glass syringe.

Old needles would make you bleed for a minute, modern ones barely do.
January 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Alt text is for describing the image, not for punchlines. At most it could preemptively link to ExplainXKCD, which will describe it, and it still won't be descriptive enough (i.e. who is "cueball"?).

Don't you have better targets to shame on social networks?
January 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Still, it seems like an astronaut must actually land there and check, because a small constellation of probes and rovers haven't been able to answer the status of past or present life there.
January 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Non-native English speaker here: for a while I thought his name was "Trip Trucker", and wondered if they still had trucks in the future.
January 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I think normal people should care about which cloud storage they use to sync their password database, otherwise someone else will decide for them, and their needs might not align.
January 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why is this an issue? People have different preferences, let them have differences. If they like or don't like Ciri as Geralt's replacement, we should let each other voice their opinion, and buy or not buy the game according to their tastes.

Why is every small thing an issue these days? Let it go.
December 14, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Gardening is pretty close to magic too: bury a seed, wet it, and a plant appears.
Also, grafting: cut and paste plants, and it somehow works and makes a third plant.
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 PM
There aren't many lone stars out there, most are part of a galaxy. This picture was taken in a patch where there are no Milky Way stars, so all bodies should be distant galaxies.
December 4, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Plot twist: we are the backwaters of the universe, that's why no one visits us.
December 4, 2024 at 8:01 PM