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Scientifically, a Raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called Pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a Crow and a Raven is only a matter of a Pinion.
February 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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“All that is required for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing.”
govpritzker.illinois.gov Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · Feb 20
Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.

Democracy requires your courage.
February 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.

Democracy requires your courage.
February 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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“Every dollar Elon Musk claims to have discovered being stolen’ by locking himself in government agencies with his team of hackers is actually detailed and available tone viewed by the public on usaspending.gov which was created in a bill created by Senators Tom Coburn (R), John McCain (R), Tom Carper (D), and Barak Obama (D) and signed into law by G.W. Bush in 2006. There is NOTHING DOGE is uncovering that wasn’t available for public scrutiny for nearly two decades.”
February 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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A fanciful dragon-cat says: “Today I will embrace the existential dread.”
February 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Picture of a smiling Jimmy Buffet on the beach with a parrot and the caption: “I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then. —Jimmy Buffet born 12/25/1946
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Beeker from the Muppet Show dressed as Death against a background of roses and dead trees, with the caption “Don’t Fear the Meeper”
February 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Me: Please help; I’m in trouble with the law Friend: Which one? Me, whose life is now 100% chaos and entropy: Thermodynamics.
February 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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A cat musical combo name Enter Housecat singing: “Hush little human, don’t say a word. And never mind the noise you heard. I just threw up under your bed; I’m in your closet, I’m on your head.”
February 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Kids. What can you do?
First panel: Zathras sorry but Zathras bring son to work today. Second panel: Animal no want to work on Great Machine! Animal want to be drummer! Last panel: Where Zathras go wrong raising son? Son no want job, but job must be done.
February 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I asked a barista why they were wearing a surgical mask. They answered: it’s not a surgical mask, it’s a coughy filter.
February 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM