James Webber
ja.meswebber.com
James Webber
@ja.meswebber.com
A fairly irate scientist. He/him
Thankfully my partner is also Orthodox Science or my family would get pretty mad
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
smells a lot like "I'm not familiar with this, let's change it"

It's a learning opportunity--either for your student or for everyone else.
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"I used to like QC but I quit after the 6-month storyline about where to find nuts and seeds"
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@falseknees.bsky.social like "stay out of my territory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
you have to get out of there! if your breakfast sandwiches continue to get exponentially more delicious it could disrupt the spacetime continuum via schmear forces
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
5d chess: Claim it's all a big distraction from the economy so that the wsj keeps covering it
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
okay but consider this: he still thinks the other country pays the tariffs
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
*whispers* you shouldn't trust any other "AI" more than this shit
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that's a civil war casualty
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Cornelius Snarlington
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
writing the funniest thing would probably get me suspended
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This man is our friend. Our common enemy is the oligarchs, who try to placate us with AI-generated images of a puffy beer jacket, when our society should provide everyone with a *real* puffy beer jacket
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
At what point does a child do the math on younger relatives and realize they've got six years of deviled eggs in their future
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"This is my last flight because I'm stealing this plane"
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I suspect if wait a month it'll be 80% off
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
People were pissed because they thought "inflation is down" meant prices would go back to the way they were before, and it just means they stopped rising as fast.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Okay but to be fair you are a professional history nerd
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And we've gotta give @aoc.bsky.social credit for prior art here (mostly on instagram so I never see it)
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM