I'm sitting in my twin sized bed right now. It's inconceivable that I was able to contain my entire life in here.

(also just put the Death Cab song in my head writing that)

They're hinting you should each sit between them.

I am living this right now.

Local man returns from major metropolis to home town. Resumes staying in his room and playing video games.

In other news local pop punk band got out of this town

You can take the guy out of the suburbs...

Inversely, those of us who've known you for 20 years think "You need to be taken down a peg."

10 LB bars are like the "EZ Bars" meant for home use. Not gyms.

Ha, see my bar is maybe 10lbs but I've got 80 or so on it. I didn't even realize there were bars that large XD

Damn did your muscles atrophy that hard?

Yeah twink isn't accurate. You were 5'11 and pretty thick. If anything you were devastatingly average.

I have an exorbabt amount of Name (DATINGAPP)