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Hey, what are you doing with my money in your house, Fred?
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June 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Hahah someone give Haynes a bucket to put the ball in he can't handle it for shit.
March 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
What's this awful Hawthorn jumper? Brown with a greyish brown V and three small greyish brown squares below a white box with the black number. 'Matched' with brown shorts with yellow stripes?
March 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
My great x5 grandfather was a seal
March 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Call her Dropkick Murphys the way she covers my Woody
February 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Man the new captain America movie was bad. Some unintentional humour though.
February 16, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Get rid of "tasty" as a flavour of cheese. "Yeah I'd like tasty cheese please. I prefer it to the disgusting cheese". If you ask for "tasty" cheese in Subway when it's clearly marked as "old english" I think you should be shot.
January 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Love typing "AFLM" in reply to AFL insta stories. Good fun.
January 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I just had a nightmare that a mod for Football Manager to put realistic faces on randomly generated players didn't work.
December 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Saw a guy in a Trump shirt at Dan Murphys being a Karen and asking for the manager complaining about something. Are we in Melbourne?
December 18, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Why is my payment app asking me to take a survey revealing whether I'm delulu or brat?
December 9, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I never got past the Cell saga of DBZ as a kid so I'm trying to watch it all now. Up to the part where Vegito gets eaten by Buu. I did not expect to see Buu's anal sphincter in the show.
December 8, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Not sharing my Spotify wrapped because it doesn't make me look cool. Goddamn classical music and stardew valley for being so good to fall asleep to.
December 6, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Just read about this Moses clown talking about his 10 commandments. Thou shall not murder? more woke bullshit. Can't do anything without getting cancelled.
December 1, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Downloading 600gb of AJPW wrestling from 1953-1995
November 25, 2024 at 6:25 AM
What even is Tottenham. So inconsistent you can only laugh and strap in. #coys
November 24, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I don't understand why people do roadside memorials. Let's always remember that this is the way they went. You don't put flowers in a toilet for Elvis (or do you?)
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
What?
November 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM
My Facebook feed is just horrible comics now. What's even the joke here? That she's being undercut by other sex workers?
November 14, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Watched dodgeball. It sure is a movie.
November 13, 2024 at 9:34 AM
If I were to be an animal I would like to be a cow. You get 4 dicks and get jacked off by a farmer every so often.
November 13, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Disgusting that the AFL umpire would dress up as Osama bin Laden. The man is dead leave him alone.
November 7, 2024 at 11:37 AM