One of the greatest things anyone has ever said to me was to explain that when you randomly decide to pick up a rock it’s because the rock has decided it wants to travel. It gives me joy to ponder.

[cheersing you with this mug]

Considering no animals are involved, I’m pretty sure either case is in the clear. I just get really stuck on the technicalities of “mother’s milk” when extrapolated.

Some men really will head most of the way to the North Pole and get stabbed by their own creation and blown halfway to hell and get stuck on an ice-locked sailing ship before they even consider talking about their feelings.

Jacob Elordi I was completely unfamiliar with your game, but good goddamn did you do a great job

I should… probably actually read the book like I’ve been meaning to for like 25 years, huh