Jack Cooper
@jack-eyes.bsky.social
Golden Axe, Bielsa, NOFX, West Coast IPA, Evil Dead, CM 97/98, Withnail.
Father-in-law has cracked open the sherry
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Father-in-law has cracked open the sherry
Another family quiz involving me confusing Fidel Castro with Neil Morrissey.
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Another family quiz involving me confusing Fidel Castro with Neil Morrissey.
Merry Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Merry Christmas Eve
Final 5-a-side game of the year and my knees will very much appreciate the Christmas rest.
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Final 5-a-side game of the year and my knees will very much appreciate the Christmas rest.
Joe Rodon like fucking Cafu down the right
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Joe Rodon like fucking Cafu down the right
Got stuck into a few Bundobust sprout bhajis last night, Christmas has officially begun.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Got stuck into a few Bundobust sprout bhajis last night, Christmas has officially begun.
Bus driver in full Santa costume smoking a cig at the side of the road because his bus has broken down. The magic of Christmas.
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Bus driver in full Santa costume smoking a cig at the side of the road because his bus has broken down. The magic of Christmas.
So what the WY mayor calls an “innovative dual-track approach” is basically just a business case with no actual plan, and this is why it’s been massively delayed. Staggering stuff, Yorkshire hoodwinked again.
It’s just been announced that this has already been delayed by nearly a decade. Sensational stuff.
West Yorkshire Mass Transit System latest as Rachel Reeves has said when construction should start for the tram network
December 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So what the WY mayor calls an “innovative dual-track approach” is basically just a business case with no actual plan, and this is why it’s been massively delayed. Staggering stuff, Yorkshire hoodwinked again.
It’s just been announced that this has already been delayed by nearly a decade. Sensational stuff.
West Yorkshire Mass Transit System latest as Rachel Reeves has said when construction should start for the tram network
Rachel Reeves guarantees 'spades in the ground' timeframe for Leeds trams plan
www.leeds-live.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
It’s just been announced that this has already been delayed by nearly a decade. Sensational stuff.
Ramping up my festive vibes with a tremendous Chinese sprout curry.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ramping up my festive vibes with a tremendous Chinese sprout curry.
That’s a beautiful hanging header from Calvert-Lewin. So satisfying.
December 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That’s a beautiful hanging header from Calvert-Lewin. So satisfying.
The Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness box set is a thing of pure beauty.
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness box set is a thing of pure beauty.
The Two Escobars has been added to Sky Documentaries if you’re after something bleak 🇨🇴
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Two Escobars has been added to Sky Documentaries if you’re after something bleak 🇨🇴
I quite like a Guinness when there’s no cask ale on but can you imagine how unbearable the new Guinness place in London will be. And it’s £7.20 for a pint of Guinness.
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I quite like a Guinness when there’s no cask ale on but can you imagine how unbearable the new Guinness place in London will be. And it’s £7.20 for a pint of Guinness.
Had the misfortune of experiencing Battersea Power Station for the first time, a real final boss of soulless capitalism shite.
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Had the misfortune of experiencing Battersea Power Station for the first time, a real final boss of soulless capitalism shite.
Was watching The Snowman at the theatre in London at about 5.30-7.30 tonight, thankfully doesn’t sound like there was much else going on.
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Was watching The Snowman at the theatre in London at about 5.30-7.30 tonight, thankfully doesn’t sound like there was much else going on.
Sick of seeing Keith Andrews’ pin neck pea head poor man’s Mean Streets De Niro irritant bobbin noggin.
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Sick of seeing Keith Andrews’ pin neck pea head poor man’s Mean Streets De Niro irritant bobbin noggin.
Always nice to see big Slaven on punditry
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Always nice to see big Slaven on punditry
Gudmundsson, Stach, Tanaka and Bijol were all excellent last night to name a few but Ampadu was the best player on the pitch, a massive captain’s performance.
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Gudmundsson, Stach, Tanaka and Bijol were all excellent last night to name a few but Ampadu was the best player on the pitch, a massive captain’s performance.
Feels Like Heaven and a few pre-match pints in the boozer. Fucking come onnnnn.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Feels Like Heaven and a few pre-match pints in the boozer. Fucking come onnnnn.
£75 for Jimmy Eat World in Halifax seems absolutely bonkers.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
£75 for Jimmy Eat World in Halifax seems absolutely bonkers.
Abbey Dash this morning, this old cunt has still got a 42 minute (and 36 second) 10k in him.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Abbey Dash this morning, this old cunt has still got a 42 minute (and 36 second) 10k in him.
Apparently they can add me to the “divorced parent list”, sorry what. Just kindly fucking furnish me with the texts about toy swaps and Christmas jumper day.
I do every single school drop-off and pick-up but I’ve been trying and failing literally for years to get all the email/text comms that Rachael gets.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Apparently they can add me to the “divorced parent list”, sorry what. Just kindly fucking furnish me with the texts about toy swaps and Christmas jumper day.
Me checking my phone at 8.50 at Goals to find out someone’s dropped out.
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me checking my phone at 8.50 at Goals to find out someone’s dropped out.