✦ stella ✦
jackalxpe.bsky.social
✦ stella ✦
@jackalxpe.bsky.social
artist of things you will see, writer of things you won’t // shop: jackalxpe.com
i don’t know if it’s marketable at all, but i have an uncanny talent to create computer problems nobody’s ever seen before

if your pc runs well and you don’t want it to, you know where to find me
March 12, 2024 at 10:01 AM
all the hottest bitches have thermal paste on the knees of their jeans
March 7, 2024 at 10:03 AM
a friend of mine found a map of my area from 1908 and the apartment complex i’m soon moving into was built on a plot that was labelled as “abandoned cemetery” in 1908 and i can’t even begin to explain how excited i am about this fact
March 7, 2024 at 8:29 AM
hey yt music where the fuck is quick picks
February 28, 2024 at 7:14 PM
academia stop working your employees into the dirt challenge
January 27, 2024 at 8:20 AM
grilled sandwich my beloved
January 26, 2024 at 10:12 AM
i’m sure there’s a sort of “if the system wants to fuck me over i’ll fuck over the system instead” reason behind it, but i’m so over musicians releasing an album then a single of a song from the album then another album with all the same songs plus one new track, in the span of a week
January 26, 2024 at 8:46 AM
i went through some of my old social media looking for a photo, and i was not prepared for this much Stupid Teenager Bullshit but also i was a stupid teenager back then so idk what i expected
January 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
asuka neon genesis evangelion is the best cure for artblock
January 21, 2024 at 9:49 AM
the uncontested best part about living in an old ass apartment building is trying to figure out what the stairwell food smell du jour is
November 30, 2023 at 11:24 AM
there are days where i feel alright and then there are days when i have to listen to pierrot the clown on loop and that’s okay
November 24, 2023 at 12:50 PM
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Finally drew something, art block has been rough but Im quite happy with this Asuka!
November 24, 2023 at 6:57 AM
i need a word with the unicode consortium i need a unicode piss emoji
November 20, 2023 at 11:09 PM
if you aren’t thinking about drawing your shitty blorbos as religious statues what are you even doing
November 19, 2023 at 9:11 AM
abba super trouper and jimmy buffett margaritaville are ship songs to me and probably me only
November 3, 2023 at 7:09 AM
help i saw a man so beautiful i started crying???
October 23, 2023 at 9:41 AM
update: work should have meant doing the job i’m paid to do, i was reprimanded whoops
sometimes working means doing the job you’re paid to do, other times it’s drafting a bones and all au of your blorbos because you caught the brainrot
October 17, 2023 at 12:03 PM
can we as a society move beyond undisclosed ads in literally everything

i’m about to go full cayce pollard in this bitch
October 10, 2023 at 9:21 AM
“wanting a phd for the gender neutral title” gang rise up
October 4, 2023 at 6:41 AM
nothing will ever be quite as validating as the recruiting jehovah’s witnesses not even trying their spiel on me
September 27, 2023 at 9:28 AM
sometimes working means doing the job you’re paid to do, other times it’s drafting a bones and all au of your blorbos because you caught the brainrot
September 25, 2023 at 9:57 AM
well it turns out i did NOT know how the exorcist ends, i did a good job avoiding spoilers for a 50 year old movie
September 24, 2023 at 5:50 PM
things i forgot at home: painkillers for my headache, my water bottle, my wireless mouse

things i remembered to bring with me: the hand lotion i use once every two years
September 22, 2023 at 9:01 AM
today’s unprecedented dopamine rush: i fixed the electric kettle i broke two days ago AND i didn’t burn the kitchen down
September 20, 2023 at 11:27 AM