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jackanapes.bsky.social
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This is thousands of times more charming than anything he's ever really done in his stupid life. If he's ever had a cat, he probably paid a lawyer to drown it after a couple of days.
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I consider myself going slightly off topic, but I'll say it anyway: I don't know why someone would prefer Nonfat milk over a glass of water, or some nondairy-anything else. Whole or 2% may or may not justify their calories, situationally, but nonfat is positively gross.
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Well for some reason, if there had been 3 prosecutors willing to take on the tasks, it may be that those were the same ones that just resigned (the recurring, inexplicable own-goal of anti-corruption)
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I was on a cube-bound track, but Dilbert had his own place, and a dog. The enthusiasm is weird, but I was thinking like "I could def. navigate that, for the right salary." But then, all my jobs turned out cool (to me). Who else even had a job? I didn't want a Doonesbury or a Cathy job.
January 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Seeking more info led to NYT paywall, so
www.epa.gov/system/files...
Here's the 386pp EPA doc where Lee Zelkin skips the $-based est. for loss of life/health from combustion turbines' pollutants. Some prior policies had est. 30:1 societal benefit, to money spent reducing pollutants.
www.epa.gov
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I'm a wreck, I can't give advice from experience.. but if I understand what they're telling me correctly, the key is not to resolve what a terrible night you're not going to do, but to resolve how you will make one or more days similarly worse, in their place
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Maybe. Kind of. But more like, you have to imagine a guy who's never not been drunk, and his barstool flies all around the world, and he vomits on people, but for some reason 77 million Americans liked it when he did, and the vomit explodes boats. But also he's the president. Metaphor needs work.
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Are we talking about wooing or deprogramming? . . . not that anyone seems to have the necessary time, people, or resources or a realistic plan, but we sure need the latter.
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Not to single you out on the encroaching both-sides-ism (it's a persistent cultural influence), but we have 6 conservative and/or corrupt justices (we can try them separately), and 3 impartial justices who judge actual law
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM