This isn’t even close to the worst dumb thing that’s happened today and it’s only 9am.

I know it’s ugly, but if it wasn’t so uncomfortable it might be in my living room.

Um, are others aware of this? UFC is having an MMA event on the White House’s lawn?!

To commemorate 250 years of American independence??

Everything is for show. What a #douche.

Savage MFers. 🤮

With all do respect to the artist (Jace Avery), I made a slight adjustment.

He’s a good boy.

Weekend paint project? No problem.

Weekend paint project with asshole teenagers in the house? In dire need of paint thinner or a new brush.

One of my favorite spots for outdoor yoga on a Sunday morning. 🙏🏼

This is what it’s like to have a teenager.

Don’t have kids. It’s a miserable life.

I… don’t think that’s where those are supposed to go.

I’ve always chuckled at Charlotte’s abbreviation, but I’m so glad the league gives us this matchup at least twice a year. Bless the #MLS. 😘

One of my favorite songs by The Beatles is Rocky Raccoon.

For Father’s Day my 13yo daughter drew this for me. I love her creative mind.

The star was the motorized GK, who slid back and forth across the goal mouth.

We buried some inside jokes (mostly Crew related), but my favorite was naming the hole “Glory to Columbus”. Especially when it was announced over email that my glory hole was awarded best design. 🏆 🤣

At work, my area does a mini golf contest where different groups create an 18-hole course. My boss challenged me to create a soccer themed hole for our team.

Challenge accepted. #Crew96

I took this pic at thanksgiving a few years ago. I think it might be the most meme-worthy photo I’ve ever taken. I laugh every time I randomly see it. 😂

Riveting day in MLS thus far. 😴

Never imagined I'd be rooting for LAG.