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Jack
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Telling my brain “let’s think step by step”
We should keep naming companies like this IMO
November 10, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Reposted by Jack
cant remember anything from the past few days, apparently ive been taking voltage, resistance, and current measurements on any electrical gear i could get my hands on

the doctor says i was in a fluke state
can't remember anything from the past few days but apparently I composed a bunch contrapuntal polyphonic music. the doctor says i was in a fugue state
November 8, 2023 at 12:31 PM
The United States has exactly one type of socialism: if you live in a rich person house, you’re culturally required to hand out full size candy bars
November 1, 2023 at 1:41 AM
All the people that say I hunch too far forward at my desk are in for a rude awakening
September 25, 2023 at 8:53 PM
iOS 18 should include a full screen standby widget type. I want to see cool clocks
September 20, 2023 at 4:31 PM
*b&w barren landscape, T.S Elliot stands hand outstretched

T.S. Elliot: "I'll show YOU fear in a handful of dust"

*smash cut to technicolor
* T.S. Elliot opens his palm, it's the dust they put on Takis®
* He drops it into a bag of Takis®

Advertising Voice: "ESCAPE THE FLAVOR WASTELAND!"
September 18, 2023 at 9:53 PM