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people hate the screenshot treatments, people hated the piss foils

wotc should have combined these into the scientifically worst possible mtg card design
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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bold move, mathematicians
1/e law of best choice. The essence of the model is based on the idea that life is sequential and that real-world problems pose themselves in real time.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
jackeea.bsky.social
mostly ambivalent to youtube's new Let's Mess With The UI For No Reason update, but man the "most replayed" line is hard to read
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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GOOGLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AM SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO JUST MAKE SOMETHING UP

this isn't even an AI hallucination, it's "oh, you're searching for something in particular? let me just explicitly fabricate something"
Google search for "short story about someone trpaped on desert island with only vodka". The page is taken up by an AI Overview of a story invented by Google AI, instead of search results
October 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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3334 ads blocked on youtube alone

so like, how do people actually use the internet without an ad blocker
Screenshot of a Youtube tab, with uBlock Origin Lite showing 3334 ads blocked
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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is there a better feeling in the world than having a random thought about an old game, googling it, then finding out that someone made a video about that idea just recently
Google search "just cause 3 without grapple" First result is a youtube video from 2 weeks ago by martincitopants - "Can You Beat Just Cause 3 WITHOUT Grappling?"
October 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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one really underrated thing that I love about Cobalt Core is that the cards use symbols instead of text. like, sure, you could write out "Discard a card at random. Draw 2 cards. Lose 1 Heat. This card remains in your hand when played."

but isn't this so much easier to grok
The card Ventilator from Cobalt Core
October 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
jackeea.bsky.social
when it is guillotine time
Petition: "Do not introduce Digital ID cards. We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at." 2,790,648 signatures. Government responded: "We will introduce a digital ID within this Parliament to help tackle illegal migration, make accessing government services easier, and enable wider efficiencies. We will consult on details soon."
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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i want to violently shake whoever made discord's search function
October 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
jackeea.bsky.social
ah, IMGUR of all sites is now blocked in the UK

so we're *fucked* fucked, got it
Screenshot of Minion Masters, with "Content not available in your region." replacing an Imgur image
September 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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why is this locked to twitch subscribers only

i want to violently shake John Twitchdottv
Twitch popup: [NEW] Stream Rewind. As a channel subscriber, you can pause and rewind this stream to catch up on any missed moments.
September 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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THE FEATURES YOU KNOW AND LOVE:
* you can bring your files over
* you can bring your files over
September 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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i take back everything bad I've said about you Kaizen, this is absolutely amazing

actual conditional steps in a zachlike, you love to see it

also a potentially unsolveable puzzle, hell yeah
Screenshot from a steam post for Kaizen: A Factory Story. "During development, I had originally imagined that about 1/3 of the puzzles in the game would be variant puzzles, which required the player to conditionally build one of two different products, in the spirit of the just-in-time manufacturing revolution that inspired the game. One of my favorite examples of this was the "video recorder" puzzle, which originally required you to build both VHS and Betamax variants:" "(Traces of this remain in the story, where we learn that Ozeki-san is a devoted Betamax fan.) We prototyped but quickly cut this feature, as I felt it was too confusing for a game whose entire point was to minimize the "unnecessary complexity" of my previous games. After we released the game, however, I started exploring ways to add some harder puzzles, and ended up coming back to this idea. I re-implemented the feature, updated it to fit the final design of the game, and started resurrecting the original versions of puzzles with variants. The Designer's Notebook, available at the end of the bonus chapter (unlocked after beating the game's main story), includes 10 new variant puzzles based on puzzles from the main campaign. There are also two non-variant puzzles: my original (and harder!) version of the "pachinko machine" puzzle, and an alternate version of the "chess computer" puzzle suggested by a player on the Zachtronics / Coincidence Discord that is very hard but also very funny. (I have yet to beat it... it's probably solvable?)"
September 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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holy shit skong reference in my minion masters
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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aw dang it
September 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
jackeea.bsky.social
oh crap i forgot steam random drops were a thing

...i think this is my second ever drop after 10 years on the platform? but hey i'll take it
September 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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i don't think people could be confusing these two tbh
Screenshot of Wikipedia. Time Cube - Not to be confused with Times Square
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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look babes I don't think that's the warning you need at the top of his article
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Charlie Kirk. "This article contains one or more duplicated citations"
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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bluesky is great, but twitter has its moments if you can get past the screaming
Twitter screenshot. * @Jezebel: We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk * @Lions_Den_Band: He was just assassinated. Reporting this to the FBI
September 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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not what I was wondering google, but I am now
Google predictions for the search "cobalt core dizzy": * cobalt core dizzy species * cobalt core what animal is dizzy * symptoms of too much cobalt
September 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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loving this new commander-first design
A crappy MS paint picture of a MtG card. The art depicts a stickman with four extra appendages coming out of his torso. There's hastily drawn orange squiggles in the background with "awesome rays that appear because hes so awesome" written under them. AWESOME spider-man - WUBRG legendary creature - awesome spider hero human - 5/5 flying first strike trample lifelink haste double strike flying reach annihilator ward - lose the game first strike + questing beast's abilities other spiders you control have all that as well (COMMANDER HINT: this has all five colours so you can put all the spiders in your deck) Flavour text: "with AWESOME power must come AWESOME responsibility" - awesome uncle ben (who didnt die because hes awesome)
September 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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searching for Demon Bluff

youtube, owned by Google, a multi-trillion dollar search engine industry, in its glorious wisdom, decides to peddle me toxic gambling-addiction-glorifying videos in the middle of the search results

fuck this guy and fuck youtube for making me see it
Screenshot of a Youtube search for "Demon Bluff": * A video of the game by Retromation * A video titled "This Is Why I Chase My Losses" with gambling in the background * A video of the game by Voyix
August 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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i have to applaud the creator of Rubia (a factorio planet mod) for this level of snark and shitposting

only *slightly* immersion breaking... but that's a poop rocket. 10/10
Picture of Factorio. There's a rocket silo with a rocket covered in poop. "And so the engineer blasted off in his crappy rocket, eager to discover more materials and planets, excited to give them names even worse than on Rubia. There truly is no place in the cosmos safe from this menace." "Loup&Snoop: Congrats on beating Rubia. I always doubted you." Craptonite Processing (Researched) Researched by: Craft 500 [Item: Yeet Ghetto biorecycling science pack]
August 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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what is john hitman doing there

...is hitman actually a puzzle series and i haven't noticed???
August 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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💪😛
August 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM